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4 sale - my dignity

noobItUp

Super Moderator
Staff member
#1
Hi all,

I have a slightly used but still working 31 year old male's dignity going cheap - I have no need / use for it for the foreseeable future.

As some of you may or may not be aware, Mrs noob successfully squeezed out mini noob #2 a few weeks ago.

Now I am being forced to carry the new newb around in public in one of these....

[attachment=0:2v2shmnv]baby-bjorn-carrier-city-black.jpg[/attachment:2v2shmnv]

All offers considered.

noob
 

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#2
LOL u poor bugger, what's wrong with old leash my mum to put me on? :p
Congratz on mini Noob #2
 

noobItUp

Super Moderator
Staff member
#3
Leash == walking units only.

#2 noob unit is 7 weeks old, hence no walkies = no leash.

We have one of those leash thingies for noob #1.

dignity still for sale....
 

nelots

Well-Known Member
#4
Do you accept foreign currencies???
If so I'll bid $2,700.00RUB(Russian Rubles) or $650.00ZAR(South African Rand) or $1,500,000.00VND(Vietnamese Dong).
 

nelots

Well-Known Member
#7
G-Train said:
My mum has a harness on a leash for the dog, tried that?
Lol, that'll be a good look........ a 7 week old strapped to a harness with a leash. Don't worry DOCS are lazy bastards so noob will most likely be suffocated by hairy lesbians around his neighborhood.
 

noobItUp

Super Moderator
Staff member
#8
Lawl cheekz - how did you noe that SH is lesbian city?

Srsly, they are everywhere!

I live in a townhouse complex of 14 units. Until recently 2 of those were occupied with lesbians.
 

nelots

Well-Known Member
#10
noobItUp said:
Lawl cheekz - how did you noe that SH is lesbian city?
Everybody knows just like Newtown is home to sausage sword fighting.

noobItUp said:
I live in a townhouse complex of 14 units. Until recently 2 of those were occupied with lesbians.
You forgot to include yourself so its 3!!!

P.S - do you get jealous or excited when the Mrs's chats with the neighbours?
 

noobItUp

Super Moderator
Staff member
#11
nah, the locals aren't all that much to look @.

Who would have thought that the lesbians in my movie collection would be different to the ones in real life?
 

nelots

Well-Known Member
#12
Ahahaha, its your assumptions that are failing you.
The ones in your movie collection are bi-sexuals not full blown lesbians.
Hope that clears up the confusion :)
 

Akh-Horus

Super Moderator
Staff member
#13
Alll I can say noob is


BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


You have no dignity as soon as you own one of those harnesses so this is a false sale. Someone contact ebay and get them to remove this listing.
 

noobItUp

Super Moderator
Staff member
#16
Well in the absence of any other bidders, I declare you and your near worthless currency the winner cheekz.

I will send you my dignity in the mail. I no longer have any use for it.
 

nelots

Well-Known Member
#17
Does that mean I won't need to pay since my bid is near worthless??? :D
Anyway, please forward your dignity to horey, need to set him straight about your dignity to save whatever's left of your pride.
 
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