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Nov 10, 2016 2:15 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: hey nerb if you had a sharpie would you draw a spiral hair on your doem???
Nov 10, 2016 2:25 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Just the one hair please
Nov 10, 2016 2:37 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: :trump:
Nov 10, 2016 3:23 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: CUT THAT OUT JERKER
Nov 10, 2016 3:34 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: I’m fkn melting
Nov 10, 2016 3:35 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: bloody northerlies
Nov 10, 2016 5:28 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]:
Nov 10, 2016 5:29 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: Cant see what all the fuss is about. Media is supposed to be unbiased. Not OH FK DONALD WILL KILL EVERYONE AND RUIN EVERYTHING
Nov 10, 2016 5:30 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: In 6 months china will still be taking jobs and ISIS will still be planning to immulsimate everyone
Nov 10, 2016 5:31 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: immulsimateยฉ new word 2016 topcat
Nov 10, 2016 5:32 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: so we shouldnt dissaseptยฉ any of it
Nov 10, 2016 5:33 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: isis have been losing a good bit of the playground lately
Nov 10, 2016 6:42 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]:
Nov 10, 2016 6:43 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: new history channel thing, where in ww2 is waldo
Nov 11, 2016 6:21 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: derp
Nov 11, 2016 7:06 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: x2
Nov 11, 2016 7:42 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Wot she said ^
Nov 11, 2016 8:41 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: SHUT IT SHARTS
Nov 11, 2016 9:23 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: FRIDAY LADS!!! GET AMONGST IT!!!!!!
Nov 11, 2016 9:29 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eQwAilMWtE [/video]
Nov 11, 2016 9:38 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: shant
Nov 11, 2016 10:38 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Fridaaaaayyyy w00t!!
Nov 11, 2016 12:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Merp derp
Nov 11, 2016 12:27 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]:
Nov 11, 2016 12:54 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Lawl
Nov 11, 2016 12:56 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: sharts
Nov 11, 2016 1:11 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Wut
Nov 11, 2016 1:12 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: ใ€Šใ€Šใ€Š DOEM SUMMONING ใ€‹ใ€‹ใ€‹
Nov 11, 2016 1:15 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: o.o
Nov 11, 2016 1:16 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: =^.^=
Nov 11, 2016 1:17 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Summoning failed : (


   
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Nov 11, 2016 2:11 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: RIP Leonard Cohen ?oh=5eceed817ebf50866cac58724610859f&oe=58941211
Nov 11, 2016 3:25 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: WUT SHARTS
Nov 11, 2016 3:26 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: DUN RUB MY LAMP UNLESS U MEAN IT
Nov 11, 2016 3:39 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Heh
Nov 11, 2016 3:39 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: LUBBIN UR RAMP
Nov 11, 2016 3:40 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Wonderin what you wanted earlier thassall
Nov 11, 2016 4:05 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: ILL RUB YOUR LAMP WITH MY BALLS KENT
Nov 11, 2016 4:10 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Kgo
Nov 11, 2016 4:18 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: :trump:
Nov 11, 2016 5:34 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: :trump:
Nov 11, 2016 5:35 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: lel
Nov 12, 2016 6:46 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Merning kents
Nov 12, 2016 8:05 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: wot
Nov 12, 2016 8:59 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lol @ kiwis drawing with Scotland jerker
Nov 12, 2016 11:35 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: better result than losing to potatoe farmers
Nov 12, 2016 12:51 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Shush butz, we just got bowled out for 85
Nov 12, 2016 1:12 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: AB’s playing Italy tomorrow morning
Nov 12, 2016 1:12 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: they will play with the fury of 1000 suns
Nov 12, 2016 1:13 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: after shaming themselves and the entire nation last week
Nov 12, 2016 1:18 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Yeah, lul


   
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Nov 12, 2016 at 5:49 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: dont worry the Australian cricket team has been shaming us for years now
Nov 12, 2016 at 5:58 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: our cricket team needs clarke as coach
Nov 12, 2016 at 6:39 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: anything to get him out of the commentary box
Nov 12, 2016 at 6:52 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: his voice is annoying
Nov 12, 2016 at 7:54 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Agreed
Nov 12, 2016 at 10:26 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: his annoying voice and intimate views on the players is what makes him an asset to the commentary box lerl
Nov 13, 2016 at 12:51 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: katich should of finished the job..
Nov 13, 2016 at 8:40 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: waddup peeples
Nov 13, 2016 at 9:04 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: lord fernington
Nov 13, 2016 at 9:06 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: fookin windy here, keeps trying to rain but not actually getting on with it, grrr
Nov 13, 2016 at 9:09 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: some of us wish to mow ๐Ÿ™
Nov 13, 2016 at 9:31 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: just burn the damn lawn
Nov 13, 2016 at 10:02 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: yes, cause rained on lawn will burn
Nov 13, 2016 at 10:05 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: this is horrifying
Nov 13, 2016 at 10:18 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v
Nov 13, 2016 at 10:29 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: THATS WHAT FUEL IS FOR
Nov 13, 2016 at 10:41 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: cows has obviously never used a flamethrower
Nov 13, 2016 at 10:52 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: HEY JERKERERERER THE WALLABIES BEAT SCOTLAND…. HOW’D THE ALL BLACKS FAIR?
Nov 13, 2016 at 11:02 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: dunno, we haven’t played scotland yet
Nov 13, 2016 at 11:03 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: we smashed you fags all year though
Nov 13, 2016 at 11:07 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/scotland-managed-to-draw-with-new-zealand/news-story/c53915e3aa9d14e0b4f37de90173c84a
Nov 13, 2016 at 11:07 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: what’s rugby league?
Nov 13, 2016 at 11:09 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: STILL RELEVENT
Nov 13, 2016 at 11:09 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: ITS YOUR RUGBY FUTURE
Nov 13, 2016 at 11:13 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: http://i.imgur.com/Tdvih0E.mp4
Nov 13, 2016 at 12:13 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I want one
Nov 13, 2016 at 1:13 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: https://imgur.com/gallery/ErEoO bollywood eh


   
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Nov 13, 2016 2:46 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: wow wiedman got killed
Nov 13, 2016 3:38 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: Rugby league is where all the rugby players likely to assault the public, sell drugs or poop in a hallway congregate
Nov 13, 2016 4:37 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: Well…Alvarez looked real comfortable in there…
Nov 13, 2016 4:43 PM – [user=6423]Covert[/user]: dominated
Nov 13, 2016 4:43 PM – [user=6423]Covert[/user]: ref stopped it way too early tho
Nov 13, 2016 4:59 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: so much fail
Nov 13, 2016 5:00 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: cant wait for some unknown to knock mcgreggor the fuck out
Nov 14, 2016 2:00 AM – [user=5322]Zulu[/user]: rugby and all those other games r there for the dumb sheep to watch in stupor and fake mateship while the beergut grows..burp..larf..fart..larf. life is wonderful.
Nov 14, 2016 3:14 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: lerl you sound butthurt zulu, did somebody haze you in the past at a sports bar when you tried to fit in by spewing sports stats???
Nov 14, 2016 5:36 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: his whole life has been a haze
Nov 14, 2016 6:15 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-13/new-zealand-earthquake-hits-near-christchurch-generating-tsunami/8021922
Nov 14, 2016 6:15 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Fark, nz can’t catch a break
Nov 14, 2016 6:27 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Chch is sunn
Nov 14, 2016 6:27 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Report in plox sunn
Nov 14, 2016 7:39 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: Zulu you must be the most fun person to hang with…
Nov 14, 2016 7:42 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: DISLIKE ALL THE THINGS!
Nov 14, 2016 7:42 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: popular things are bad doug
Nov 14, 2016 7:47 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: mmkay
Nov 14, 2016 7:50 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: SHUT IT SHARTS!
Nov 14, 2016 7:51 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: NO U
Nov 14, 2016 7:52 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: okay
Nov 14, 2016 7:57 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: so, happy Monday ?
Nov 14, 2016 8:02 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: shyer
Nov 14, 2016 8:02 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: or shakey monday ifn u in chch
Nov 14, 2016 8:42 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Lag is like unicorns, mystical and hard to prove where it came from
Nov 14, 2016 8:45 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: wonder if this can run et…
Nov 14, 2016 8:45 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: crashes with minectaft >.>
Nov 14, 2016 8:45 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: curse you tabtop!
Nov 14, 2016 8:48 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lag is love, lag is life
Nov 14, 2016 8:57 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: monderp :<
Nov 14, 2016 9:09 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: I felt the quake in Auckland
Nov 14, 2016 9:09 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: woke me up the fkn thing
Nov 14, 2016 9:10 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: the milking shed had monday-itis, just finished putting a few cups on, turn around and there's iodine everywhere. damn sprayer came off, and cause its driven off the sheds vacuum theres no off switch lerl
Nov 14, 2016 9:15 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: monderp indeed cows
Nov 14, 2016 9:19 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: yeah and the boss went A over T when we were sorting heifers
Nov 14, 2016 9:20 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: no more joe blake sightings near the house, we do have a feral cat tho, black n white variety
Nov 14, 2016 9:21 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: anyway, back to doing the work thing, got more bearings to mince :3
Nov 14, 2016 10:02 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: What heifer-sorting algorithm do you use ?
Nov 14, 2016 10:02 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Bubble sort ? Shell ?
Nov 14, 2016 10:03 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: bubble ftw
Nov 14, 2016 12:29 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: sort type: long piece of poly pipe + swearing.exe
Nov 14, 2016 12:49 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: lawl apparently we have a redneck infestation
Nov 14, 2016 1:36 PM – [user=1]phillgates2[/user]: In rotorua at the moment anddid not feel much this morning was a sleep


   
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Nov 14, 2016 at 2:18 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: I think you a quantity of words phill :p
Nov 14, 2016 at 3:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: He doesn’t words fern
Nov 14, 2016 at 3:06 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: I’m hot – and I’m not just talking about my looks
Nov 14, 2016 at 3:07 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: 33c gowai
Nov 14, 2016 at 3:28 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Lol Bakes ๐Ÿ™‚
Nov 14, 2016 at 3:33 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: v
Nov 14, 2016 at 3:33 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: bakes literally Sharts ๐Ÿ˜€
Nov 14, 2016 at 3:53 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Kek
Nov 14, 2016 at 4:26 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Armpit roulette time!
Nov 14, 2016 at 4:50 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-14/new-zealand-earthquake-sky-flashes-green-and-blue/8022476
Nov 15, 2016 at 12:34 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Dognomit tuesday and already starting werk at 2am fffuuuuuuu
Nov 15, 2016 at 6:13 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: v
Nov 15, 2016 at 6:30 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: U making da baking butz?
Nov 15, 2016 at 7:07 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: omg – forums exploded in stupid
Nov 15, 2016 at 7:07 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: LOL
Nov 15, 2016 at 7:46 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: But.. posts right? Any Smacktivity is good activity
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:05 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I have to admit I hadnt read that etkey thread until this morning
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:05 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: WHOOPS
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:07 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: LAWL @ that thread
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:07 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Zools sure can dish it out
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:07 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: its a real hum-dinger
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:07 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Dum-hinger !
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:08 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: its a mark of a good thread when it devolves into FITE ME IRL threats
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:08 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: BASH U
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:08 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: U playin armpit roullette Nerb ?
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:08 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: been @ work 1.5 hrs kent
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:08 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: ermaferkingherd
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:09 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: its ok kentface, I leave @ 5~ish
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:09 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: O rite
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:10 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: I have to do skype calls to yoorup in the evening so I start later
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:10 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: kek
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:10 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: WHY CANT THEY JUST WERK AT NIGHT lazy kents
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:10 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: ikr
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:10 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: we have kents in india, but I rarely have anything to do with that
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:11 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Europeans with their baguettes and mustaches and double decker busses smh
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:11 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: + cows that say SHAZOO
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:12 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Oh gawd the cows mang THE COWS
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:12 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: smh
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:12 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: At night I hear them shazooing
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:13 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: erryday
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:15 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Rite next stop wynyard for the daily brekky scrum
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:15 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Gotta talk team tactics with the rest of the carriage
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:15 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Laterz
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:15 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: take no prisioners!
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:16 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: THEY SHALL NOT PASS
Nov 15, 2016 at 8:16 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: sounds like me on a statistics exam
Nov 15, 2016 at 9:28 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: nuuuuuuuuuu ran out of Tyrant
Nov 15, 2016 at 9:31 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: 2 more bloody seasons already released. come on netflix. up ya game ๐Ÿ™
Nov 15, 2016 at 9:58 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: load finally delivered.to clients
Nov 15, 2016 at 10:00 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: ffs takes 9 hrs to transport a chopper from docks to bankstown airport
Nov 15, 2016 at 10:01 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: v
Nov 15, 2016 at 10:01 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: ouch
Nov 15, 2016 at 10:02 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: get back to mowing the lawn with your hacksaw fern
Nov 15, 2016 at 10:10 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Aye Sir!
Nov 15, 2016 at 10:29 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: lol @ not using spoons to mow the lawn
Nov 15, 2016 at 10:35 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: and why not just fly chopper butz
Nov 15, 2016 at 10:35 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: duh
Nov 15, 2016 at 11:39 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Must be one o them there sea choppers
Nov 15, 2016 at 11:39 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: yarrrr
Nov 15, 2016 at 12:34 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: avast ye maties


   
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Nov 15, 2016 at 12:57 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: http://imgur.com/teKhoIO
Nov 15, 2016 at 1:46 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: chopper wasnt assembled yet but alot of ‘ get in da choppa’ was said over the cb


   
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Nov 15, 2016 2:08 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Lol
Nov 15, 2016 2:56 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I should think so!
Nov 15, 2016 3:11 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Hometiem yet Narb ?
Nov 15, 2016 4:40 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: On armpit express!!
Nov 15, 2016 7:30 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: lerl did such a good job clients requested transport of their entire fleet
Nov 15, 2016 7:31 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: GET IN DA CHOPPER!!! KENTS
Nov 16, 2016 6:19 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: 2am starts for u!
Nov 16, 2016 8:03 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: luv22amstart!
Nov 16, 2016 8:38 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: D:!
Nov 16, 2016 8:40 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: It’s “get TO da chopper!!!” kents srsly do you even Arnie bro
Nov 16, 2016 8:44 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: -1000000 internet points butz
Nov 16, 2016 8:45 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: ^^ wot she said
Nov 16, 2016 8:46 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Nuther day in paradise hey Nerb ?
Nov 16, 2016 8:52 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: yer, living the dream brah
Nov 16, 2016 9:51 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: ^^ this tbqh famalam
Nov 16, 2016 9:59 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-16/man-steals-85000-worth-of-glasses-in-optometrist-ram-raid/8028736 – and what the hell can they do with them?
Nov 16, 2016 10:05 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: my bad was pounding nerbs mama when i typed that
Nov 16, 2016 10:05 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: no wonder she looked at me funny when i said get to da mama
Nov 16, 2016 10:06 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: plus no more 2am starts, assigned driver to the jobs
Nov 16, 2016 10:07 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: boss lyfe kents
Nov 16, 2016 10:27 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: [MEDIA=gfycat]HoarseSociableAngora[/MEDIA]
Nov 16, 2016 10:56 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: lawl fern
Nov 16, 2016 12:50 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: http://www.iwebblog.org/2016/11/christian-bakers-blame-satan-when.html


   
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Nov 16, 2016 at 3:01 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]:
Nov 16, 2016 at 4:03 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: wut
Nov 16, 2016 at 4:52 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Armpit roulette time!
Nov 16, 2016 at 4:52 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Leppington OR BUST!
Nov 16, 2016 at 5:28 PM – [user=6437]OZ Invader[/user]: helo
Nov 16, 2016 at 5:28 PM – [user=6437]OZ Invader[/user]: allo
Nov 16, 2016 at 6:37 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: VADERP!
Nov 16, 2016 at 6:56 PM – [user=6423]Covert[/user]: why the fuck is everybody such sensitive little squirrels all of a sudden D:
Nov 16, 2016 at 9:04 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Not me! You suck covert!
Nov 16, 2016 at 9:23 PM – [user=6423]Covert[/user]: whoa mate you insulted me
Nov 16, 2016 at 9:23 PM – [user=6423]Covert[/user]: brb gonna go cry myself to sleep
Nov 16, 2016 at 9:38 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: technically the thread shouldn’t exist, but its all we’ve got and I’m learning shit…
Nov 16, 2016 at 10:09 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: which thread?
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:10 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: guid issues, but we really do need to redo rules etc
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:20 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Fern is right. That level of internet butthurt/rage should be moderated. With there being zero activity on forums otherwise, what’s the point though?
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:20 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: T minus 2 minutes to armpit express.
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:52 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: man that guid thread really is the thread that keeps giving isnt it?
Nov 17, 2016 at 8:14 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: as a squirrel-kin i resent that remark
Nov 17, 2016 at 8:25 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: attack helicopter here
Nov 17, 2016 at 8:26 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: wot
Nov 17, 2016 at 8:33 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/2whf11/what_is_with_the_sexually_identifies_as_an_apache/coqvc62/
Nov 17, 2016 at 9:00 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: That rustled my jimmies
Nov 17, 2016 at 9:06 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: howdy good sirs!
Nov 17, 2016 at 9:24 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: And to you sir derg!
Nov 17, 2016 at 9:34 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: guid thread continues to amuse!
Nov 17, 2016 at 9:46 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Guten tag Herr Derg!
Nov 17, 2016 at 9:46 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: (goes to check the GUID thread) brb!
Nov 17, 2016 at 9:51 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Good Lawd
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:03 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: GET TO DA CHOPPER
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:04 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: we fly over guid thread
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:04 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: perhaps we should do what was done in the past for triggs(?) and someone else, let em scrap it out in words and be done with it
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:04 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: [hurr][/hurr]
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:04 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: aw
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:05 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: shut it fern. imma bigshot now so we fight to the death
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:06 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: dammit
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:06 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: I wonder if its possible for that thread to work without the insults (which makes this just a loops of stupidity)
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:07 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: complaining about abuse whilst abusing eachother
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:07 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: i didnt abuse ppl yet
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:08 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: I don’t even know where the line for ‘abuse’ is drawn anymore
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:09 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: use a sharpie
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:09 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: lol
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:10 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: but you might need to build a wall so call the MC players
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:12 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Or Dahnald
Nov 17, 2016 at 10:12 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: well I guess we could invite them back, more fun for shoutbox
Nov 17, 2016 at 11:09 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: as if you aren’t secretly amused by the guid thread fern
Nov 17, 2016 at 11:10 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: need a button to turn the rain off, I biked to work…
Nov 17, 2016 at 11:35 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: oh its definitely amusing just watching everyone have a dip in that fred
Nov 17, 2016 at 11:40 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: every time i go out doing farm stuff there’s more lols added
Nov 17, 2016 at 12:31 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: its the gift that keeps giving cows!
Nov 17, 2016 at 12:31 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I’d lock the thread but its too much fun!
Nov 17, 2016 at 1:42 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Look what they’ve done to my thread, Ma
Nov 17, 2016 at 1:59 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: the gift that keeps on giving is laksa berps kentface


   
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Nov 17, 2016 at 2:05 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: go nuts butz
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:05 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: also, I had laksa today
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:07 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: but youll lock it if i go muts
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:08 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: hell should be locking now before ww3
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:09 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: just keep it within civility
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:09 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: dont go full alch and we fine
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:09 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: lerl
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:10 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: but seriously was i even being a kent in there???
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:10 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: and dont burn down the forums in the next 3 hours cause im going to be milking the coo’s
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:10 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: cant tell nomore been sober for a while
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:12 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: ill re read it over tea i reckon
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:28 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: would be better with popcorn
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:35 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: the irony is that zulu is the one slinging the majority of the mud, most of the other posts are legibly making a point
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:53 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: The only winning move is to not play
Nov 17, 2016 at 2:54 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Thanks Professor Falcen
Nov 17, 2016 at 3:12 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: sitting on the fence is boring
Nov 17, 2016 at 3:16 PM – [user=6423]Covert[/user]: zulu is always the one slinging mud, he is just a whiny little fucking girl scout.. if you’re going to talk utter shit and be a cunt to people you have to expect it in return – as i do on the server
Nov 17, 2016 at 3:17 PM – [user=6423]Covert[/user]: all part of the fun, topcat and zulu are just being bitches
Nov 17, 2016 at 3:42 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: might have to jump on the server tonight 4 shits n giggles
Nov 17, 2016 at 4:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lerl sharts
Nov 17, 2016 at 4:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Armpit express tiem
Nov 17, 2016 at 4:32 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Yup
Nov 17, 2016 at 4:33 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Started getting on at town hall to get a seat nerb, sick of wynyard already mang
Nov 17, 2016 at 5:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Wot
Nov 17, 2016 at 5:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Town hall be full from Wynyard u derp
Nov 17, 2016 at 5:09 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: drive a car you kents
Nov 17, 2016 at 5:33 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Armpit express or gtfo!!
Nov 17, 2016 at 5:36 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: what if i told you the odor was coming from peoples crotch
Nov 17, 2016 at 5:37 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: crotchpit express with a side of ass
Nov 17, 2016 at 5:50 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: rite, nana tea cake on to cook
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:11 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: maybe zulu is just a long-con troll…
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:33 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I think I might print that thread off and frame it
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:34 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: IT CONTINUES TO GIVE!!
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:36 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: omg he just posted
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:36 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: jerkerererererer run
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:37 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: is zulu and peeny the same person?
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:41 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: nah
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:43 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: this is fun
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:43 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: oh you ded kent
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:43 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: he is gonna hunt you
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:44 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: and omfg feels so different not burning the thread
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:45 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: he’s closer to you butz
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:45 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: he’ll take care of you first, then me
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:45 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: scary
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:45 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: should i hire a security detail?
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:46 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i know where theres a mad goat that could be a bodyguard
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:46 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: have my cars modded with kevlar armour plates?
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:47 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: go full batman
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:47 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: my huskies will chew the goat
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:47 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: only way you will survive
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:48 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: tbh they ended up shooting the goat cause it was a mad kent
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:48 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: i wouldnt joke jerkererer
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:48 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: eny will go after you
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:48 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: peeny*
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:49 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: goat simulator would be so disappointed about that sacrfice
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:49 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: that’s ok
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:49 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: I am now well versed in the art of sedation
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:50 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: i am too, its called punching kents in the head
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:50 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: till they drop
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:50 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i was disappoint cause if it wasnt mad i was going to get a free goat


   
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Nov 17, 2016 at 6:50 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: super effective
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:50 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: get a donkey
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:51 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: theyll guard the herd
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:51 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: llamas get that job with sheeps
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:51 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Rip goaty mcgoatface
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:51 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: zulu’s head is too thick to drop
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:51 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: or alpacas, one of those log neck ones
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:51 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: alpacas just spit
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:52 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: They swallow if u pay extra
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:52 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: some of them are just into it
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:53 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: ….says the kiwi….
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:53 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: he isnt kiwi
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:53 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: jerkerererer is hobbit
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:54 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: same thing
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:54 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: kiwi, hobbit, sheep
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:55 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: tomato tomato
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:55 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: well that gets the cheap kiwi joke out of the way
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:56 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: fgtkent ruins the fun
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:56 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I do not!
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:58 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Well, I have been known to eat the edge bit of brownies
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:58 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: I feel like I have something to add to the thread, but then it’d end ๐Ÿ™
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:59 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Let it roll fern
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:59 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: It’s cathartic
Nov 17, 2016 at 6:59 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: yeah, let it roll down the hill and die its own death
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:00 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Either that or Zulu will rage until he turns purple and bursts
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:00 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Either way – wheee!
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:01 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: how many posts till we come full circle?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Get back to the guild issue?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:01 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: possibly
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lawl – that would be the best post ever
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: What’s Zulus issue with monkies?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:02 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: entirely forseeable that Zulu does exactly that
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:02 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: well, violence was started purely because sulu necro’d
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:03 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: He seems to have a thing for primates
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:04 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: That earthquake business calmed down yet jerker?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:04 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: harambe
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:04 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: 2016
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:05 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Omg. Of course!
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:05 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: jerkererer is in auckland not earthquake central
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:05 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: All the signs pointed to harambe
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:05 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Yer I know he is a dork
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:05 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Not da chch
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:06 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: I actually did feel it
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:06 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: woke me up
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:06 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: he probably farted himself await that day and claimed it was the earthquake
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:06 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: ^ hah
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:06 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: *awake
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:06 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: wot
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:07 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: fuk
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:07 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: you heard me you imitation doge
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:07 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: my huskies do that alot
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Fart themselves awake?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:08 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: yeah
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lerl
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:08 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: bet they can’t fart themselves to sleep
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:08 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: they wake up barking mad thinking something woke them
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:09 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Sounds like top entertainment
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:09 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: not at 3am
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:09 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Hah
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:09 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: film that shit


   
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Nov 17, 2016 at 7:09 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: would go viral
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:10 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: and yes their farts can be heard
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:10 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: film yourself viral kent
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:10 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Rube Goldberg machine started by dog awake farting
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:11 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Win YouTube forever
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:11 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: in other news get in da chopper tomorrows
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:11 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:11 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Moar?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:11 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: i get to take joy flight too
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Do a barrel roll
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:12 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: 6 more choppers, kents replacing their fleet
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:13 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: i said joy ride not pilot the thing
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:13 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Blackhawk doing training runs in city yesterday
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:13 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Probs SAS
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:14 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: did you blind them with your doem?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:14 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: In other news, looks like Ima get moars kents @ werk
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:14 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: you wot?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:15 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: interns?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:15 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Moar kents to be boss of
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:15 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Nur, real kents
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:15 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: ewwww
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:15 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: polish your whips
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:15 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: We already got a grad
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:16 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: She is good value
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:16 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: order bulk supplies of cable ties and duct tape
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:16 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: eye candy value or boring werk value?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:16 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lulz value
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:17 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: All der bantz
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: i hired a new kent last week
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:17 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Idgaf @ werk value
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: he almost burned the break room down heating can of tuna and sardines in the microwave
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:18 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Very success!
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:18 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: totes
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:18 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: also lost 3 drivers after they got done with meth from rbt
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:19 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: like wtf mang
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:19 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: WAT
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:19 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: RBT picks up meth?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:20 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: they do swabs on truckies
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:20 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Orite
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:21 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: And they can test it on the spot?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:21 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: general rbt is just breath test
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:21 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Or lab?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:21 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: 5mins
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:21 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Wow
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:22 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: hide your meth?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:22 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Assume it does like all the illicit drugs?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:22 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: just pot, coke, meth
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:22 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: heroin
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:23 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Oh, nothing that would get you kicked off the Tour de France then
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:23 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: different testers for each if i can remember
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:24 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: tour de france is laughable
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:24 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Welp, seems worthwhile ifn u got 3 in a week
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:25 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Do u get slap on wrist for employing them?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:25 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: 3 less drivers during peak season aint fun kent
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:26 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: nah they just warn me of derpy drivers
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:26 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Fair enuff I guess
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:26 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: i cant control what kents do after hours
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:27 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Yer
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:27 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: i prob have to do random drugs tests on kents now
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:27 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: pain in the ass


   
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Nov 17, 2016 at 7:27 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Do random prostate tests
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:28 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: you wanna be rectum inspector?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:28 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Or should that be prostate exam?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:28 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Imagine a surprise prostate exam
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:28 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I DIDNT STUDY!
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:29 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lerl
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:29 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: imagine after the exam and the dr says now where did i leave my watch
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:30 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: my friend had his prostate checked, was mighty funny
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:30 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: How so?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:31 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: dude dropped his ring
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:31 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: had to go second round to fish it out lerl
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:31 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: apparently the gloves ripped on exist
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:31 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: *exit
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:32 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Finders keepers imho
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:32 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: they didnt charge him for the test so win win i guess lerl
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:33 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Yo dawg, I heard u like rings
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:33 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: but i tell everyone to get a colonoscopy first before going big boy prostate exam
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:35 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Go hard or go home?
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:38 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: nah colonoscopy is like a warm up to the big show
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:39 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: lubed tube teaser then main event of some kents hand shuffling your internals
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:39 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: its an experience to be had!!!
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:44 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Sounds tops!
Nov 17, 2016 at 7:52 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: but seriously you should get it done
Nov 17, 2016 at 8:09 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: had the old swab in the foreskin once.. was a weird feeling… i imagine a finger up the date would be wonderful…
Nov 17, 2016 at 8:14 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: did you have the claps?
Nov 18, 2016 at 6:24 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Armpit express tiem
Nov 18, 2016 at 7:46 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Choo choo muddafugga
Nov 18, 2016 at 7:55 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: merning sharty
Nov 18, 2016 at 7:58 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: HAPPY FRIDAY GUYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nov 18, 2016 at 7:59 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: ET guid issues thread is awesome btw, reminds me of when we had the pleasure of Death reincarnate
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:11 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Yeah Derg ๐Ÿ™‚ w00t w00000t !!
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:12 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Lawdy I remember that nutcase
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:17 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: yeah he was good value, the banter between him and buttz was world class
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:48 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: man i love watching these honeypot videos
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:49 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: Indian scammers are just hilarious when cornered
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:52 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Derps redacted v the world on forums were pretty entertaining
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:54 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: super entertaining!!
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:55 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Merning derg
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:55 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Sup brah
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:57 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: hey bro!!
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:57 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: just listening to hilarious ppl with virtual machines fucking with scammers
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:57 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Heheh
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:58 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I cbf with those guys
Nov 18, 2016 at 9:00 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: dude makes the scammer accidentally change his bios password and syskey and then crys amazingly
Nov 18, 2016 at 9:00 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: its glorious
Nov 18, 2016 at 9:01 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: now hes telling the scammer how to fix it lol
Nov 18, 2016 at 9:01 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: which will offcourse fuck it up even worse
Nov 18, 2016 at 9:07 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: but that aside… ITS FRIDAY!!!!
Nov 18, 2016 at 9:08 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: D:< boss goes away 2 days, day 1 garden gets munched by escapee heifers
Nov 18, 2016 at 9:09 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: :<
Nov 18, 2016 at 9:10 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: control your herd cows… goodness
Nov 18, 2016 at 9:49 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Still not using heifer-sorting algorithms I see
Nov 18, 2016 at 11:09 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Cows is using a Hefner bunny sorting algorithm
Nov 18, 2016 at 11:45 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: w0000t in the pub nao ๐Ÿ™‚
Nov 18, 2016 at 12:31 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: more like heifer swearing
Nov 18, 2016 at 1:39 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: wot
Nov 18, 2016 at 2:04 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Jerker mcjerkface


   
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Nov 18, 2016 at 2:24 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: jerkItUp
Nov 18, 2016 at 3:37 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: jern
Nov 18, 2016 at 3:37 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: farkin muggy ere
Nov 18, 2016 at 3:44 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Hot as ferk in Syd
Nov 18, 2016 at 3:48 PM – [user=1]phillgates2[/user]: Send some fine weather over here is is 18 degrees and raining
Nov 18, 2016 at 3:49 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: 18 degrees is a great day lol
Nov 18, 2016 at 3:56 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: GIMMIE!
Nov 18, 2016 at 4:17 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: ^^
Nov 18, 2016 at 4:25 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Awww nobody playing in guid Fred anymore
Nov 18, 2016 at 4:36 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5djrcg/great_timing/?st=IVNEWAN9&sh=6d9342d9
Nov 18, 2016 at 4:56 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: GET IN DA CHOPPER!!!! FFFFfffffFFFFfffffff
Nov 18, 2016 at 4:56 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: so much fun
Nov 18, 2016 at 5:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Did u do a barrel roll?
Nov 18, 2016 at 5:16 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: water burning going spiffingly
Nov 18, 2016 at 5:16 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Don’t faf with da ball Faf http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-18/south-africa-captain-du-plessis-charged-for-ball-tampering/8038874
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:43 PM – [user=6433]LEMR[/user]: :trump: Just found this scary smilie
Nov 18, 2016 at 8:43 PM – [user=6433]LEMR[/user]: gg
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:10 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: hai lemr
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:11 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: hows zooing?
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:26 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: what language are you speaking?
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:38 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: SHUT IT JERKER
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:43 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: ^that I can understand
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:50 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Much better
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:52 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Cover your doem baldy kent
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:52 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: So shiny and bright outside
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:53 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Doemal warming is a myth
Nov 19, 2016 at 6:54 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Made up by rayban in an attempt to make u buy sunnies
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:06 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: doemal warming is real mang
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:07 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: YOURE KILLING THE POLAR BEARS AND STARTING SPOT FIRES EVERYWHERE WITH YOUR NEEDLESS AND RECKLESS HEADTURNS
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:20 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: oo yay layer cakes on netfix
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:39 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: What is?
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:40 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: layer cake
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:40 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: movie with daniel craig
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:40 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: its not bad
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:40 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Added to my list
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:41 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Just scraped a bunch of skin off the front of my big toe
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:41 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Won’t stop bleeding :/
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:41 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Wifey and I are running a kids party this afternoon.
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:42 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: hookers and blow?
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:42 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: This should be fun
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:43 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Bubble rocket actually
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:45 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: run to chemist warehouse and get yourself a can of spray on bandaid
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:46 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: make sure you wear thongs so you can leave a blood trail through the aisle as you run around looking for the thing
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:48 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Actually I am going to wear sandals so I don’t bleed all over my shoes
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:49 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: or you can sticky tape a tampon on your toe
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:53 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: ^
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:55 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Lol
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:55 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Layer cake is decent, great cameo by Michael Gambon
Nov 19, 2016 at 8:57 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: I haven’t watched anything on Nitflux for a while, no time ;_;
Nov 19, 2016 at 9:03 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: whats netflix? i just buy dvds
Nov 19, 2016 at 9:03 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: and vhs tapes
Nov 19, 2016 at 9:07 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: ok mr. bateman
Nov 19, 2016 at 9:11 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: what is this buy thing you speak of?
Nov 19, 2016 at 10:51 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: ^^ this tbqh famalam
Nov 19, 2016 at 11:14 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: dude wot language do you speaketh?
Nov 19, 2016 at 11:16 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: SPEAKETH lolz
Nov 19, 2016 at 11:16 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: U funny m8
Nov 19, 2016 at 11:17 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Just had best brunch ever, pulled pork eggs benedict
Nov 19, 2016 at 11:17 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Feggin awesome
Nov 19, 2016 at 11:24 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: can’t go wrong with eggs bene, usually what I get


   
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Nov 19, 2016 at 11:27 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Never had it with pulled pork b4 tho, was deeeelish
Nov 19, 2016 at 11:45 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: thats nasty, why would you pull a pork before eating an eggs beneDICK?
Nov 19, 2016 at 11:46 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: also fern, this buying thing maybe foreign to you country folk but for us city slickers its the social norm
Nov 19, 2016 at 11:47 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: its the process of throwing money at people in exchange for sexual favours


   
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Nov 19, 2016 at 2:17 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: isnt that marriage?
Nov 19, 2016 at 2:39 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: ^LOL
Nov 19, 2016 at 2:47 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-19/tinkering-with-tanks-and-preserving-australian-farming-history/8017194
Nov 19, 2016 at 3:28 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Nice baker
Nov 19, 2016 at 7:46 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Shame he’s the only one; cowsy wants the ripsaw ‘tank’ from madmax
Nov 20, 2016 at 5:58 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: whats not to love?
Nov 20, 2016 at 6:46 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Ferny thats your next hacksaw project
Nov 20, 2016 at 6:46 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Kgo!!!
Nov 20, 2016 at 7:00 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: F1
Nov 20, 2016 at 8:53 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: http://www.wouldisurviveanuke.com/
Nov 20, 2016 at 11:34 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Youre in perth kent, nothings going to reach you
Nov 20, 2016 at 11:58 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: including NBN… :trump:
Nov 20, 2016 at 12:30 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Burn..
Nov 20, 2016 at 1:09 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Loool


   
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