Mar 16, 2017 at 2:18 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Woo. Classic first innings collapse.
Mar 16, 2017 at 3:42 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: das oot
Mar 16, 2017 at 3:54 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: das boot
Mar 16, 2017 at 4:01 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: …and the march of the Marshes continues
Mar 16, 2017 at 4:06 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: hue hue hue hue hue
Mar 16, 2017 at 4:07 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Beware the Ides of Marsh, amirite
Mar 16, 2017 at 4:07 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: (not quite 15th tho. hue)
Mar 16, 2017 at 5:25 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Who said financial institutions don’t have a heart. Mastercard guys sent me a letter out of the blue to apologise for over-charging me a transaction fee that I didn’t even know about and were re-crediting my account with $0.47 cents. And to make up for for the inconvenience caused, were adding $0.02 cents compensation. Awww you guys…
Mar 16, 2017 at 5:46 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lawl
Mar 16, 2017 at 5:47 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: You are worth every cent bakes
Mar 16, 2017 at 5:52 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: 49 cents nibba
Mar 16, 2017 at 5:56 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: GLENN MAXWELL TO THE RESCUE!!
Mar 16, 2017 at 5:56 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: He gonna reverse sweep us to victory!!
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:02 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Improbable.
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:16 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: an enziguri to the back of the neck’ll fix it!
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:18 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: or a bit of this [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW0BlnU4ERE [/video]
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:20 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Rofl
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:21 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: The close in fielder flattened him after he hit the bowler
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:21 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Can’t say the batsman was 100% at fault there though
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:22 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Lol ikr?
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:22 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Bowler was being a bit of a c0ck
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:22 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: That’d be a badsportmanship flag in the NFL. lel
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:22 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Excessive celebrations and all.
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:23 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I’d let it play, if bowler carries on let he batsman hit him
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:23 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Street thug justice
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:23 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: lerl
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:24 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: The problem was that the bowler ran right at him
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:24 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: :rabite:learly.
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:24 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Uh oh. Bell tolls.
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:24 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Remember when Andrew symonds smashed that streaker?
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:25 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Smashed ’em, bro.
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:25 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Clothes lined the kent
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:25 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Clothesline from Hell?
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:25 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: None other
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:26 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Move stealing :O
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:30 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Get the stove out already.
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:46 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Completely forgot 1 true god was in drive angry
Mar 16, 2017 at 6:46 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: l i t e r a l l y w h o
Mar 16, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: >.> https://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/
Mar 16, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: nic cage ofc
Mar 16, 2017 at 7:18 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Sounds blasphemous.
Mar 16, 2017 at 8:17 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: to some mebe
Mar 16, 2017 at 8:23 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: lol @ smith
Mar 16, 2017 at 9:07 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: great day
Mar 16, 2017 at 9:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Well colour me surprised @ maxwell
Mar 16, 2017 at 9:26 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: fuggin dix
Mar 16, 2017 at 10:27 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: was a solid innings
Mar 17, 2017 at 6:27 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Terrible shame that kohli hurt himself
Mar 17, 2017 at 6:46 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Oink
Mar 17, 2017 at 6:47 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: On the armpit express Nerb
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:29 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Not me! I am on school duty coz the missus is crook
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:49 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: you give missus man flu ?!
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:00 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]:
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:01 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: [MEDIA=gfycat]QualifiedNaiveArabianhorse[/MEDIA]
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:32 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: lol Cowsy
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:41 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: le derp
Mar 17, 2017 at 9:28 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: lawl
Mar 17, 2017 at 9:34 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: lol go kiwi’s
Mar 17, 2017 at 11:59 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Need another wigget!
Mar 17, 2017 at 12:03 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: lel, that fish took its own fuggin head off.

Mar 17, 2017 at 12:07 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: le merp
Mar 17, 2017 at 12:08 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Your turn!
Mar 17, 2017 at 12:18 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: sup
Mar 17, 2017 at 12:20 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: hae nerb
Mar 17, 2017 at 12:20 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: wotchin’ criggit ofc
Mar 17, 2017 at 12:50 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: This just in: Laura gets dressed in the dark.
Mar 17, 2017 at 12:56 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: O R.I.P. Geoff Clements (not rly ded tho) 🙁
Mar 17, 2017 at 1:20 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Need another wigget, Dutchy! Goddomot!
Mar 17, 2017 at 1:32 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: weaponised feesh
Mar 17, 2017 at 1:34 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Onya, Neesh!
Mar 17, 2017 at 1:34 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Saffers 255/7, trail by 13. lel
Mar 17, 2017 at 1:47 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Kabaddi back on TV when? :^)
Mar 17, 2017 at 1:50 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
Mar 17, 2017 at 1:50 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: u wot m8
Mar 17, 2017 at 1:56 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: ze kamakazi feesh hav been deployed
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:03 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: [MEDIA=gfycat]NaughtyEnormousBlackfootedferret[/MEDIA]

Mar 17, 2017 at 2:07 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Got there in the end.
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:11 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Wigget!
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:28 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Wiggeeeet
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:28 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Saffers 302/9
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:41 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: STOP FUGGIN BOWLING SHORT TO BOWLERS
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:56 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Strategic mis-field!
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:58 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Stupid maxwell
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:59 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Fast bowlers union ain’t a thing anymore sunn
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:59 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: hahaha
Mar 17, 2017 at 2:59 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: I mean. They’re barely bouncers. They’re just short.
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:00 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: i.e. short of a length
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:01 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Morkel’s got 3 or 4 Fours playing a chest-high cut shot.
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:01 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: and Philander’s pulled the rest at that sort of height
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:03 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Theys no bunnies
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:03 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Plus, the fast bowlers union is for scrubs, and this is coming from a person who identifies more as a bowler. lel
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:07 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Never thought Dutchy Would have the best bowling today.
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:07 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: At least ECON to wickets wise. Idk if he’ll pick up the last.
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:13 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Haha, take that, Morkel.
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:13 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Bouncer on the brim.
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:18 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Any word on the extent of kohli’s injury?
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:33 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: R.I.P. s0z
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:36 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: How the fuck do the Ssaffers lead by 89 runs at 349/9 when they were 104/6 or so at lunch.
Mar 17, 2017 at 3:58 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: playing cricket tomorro :DDDDD
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:05 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: At least. I think I am. Hope my reply wasn’t too late. lel
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Send em down your mystery ball
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:09 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Probably won’t get a bowl as a ring-in. lel
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:10 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Boo
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:10 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: but they typically stick me up at #6, which is more than fine by me.
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:10 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Sounds good
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:11 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: The openers are gone by then, and I can get some cover drives in. :^)
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:11 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: (It’s my favourite shot)
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:11 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Yer, nobody blames a #6 if things go wrong
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:11 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: haha ye
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:11 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: FuuuuuuUuuuuu maxwell!!!!
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:11 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Kek
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:11 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: cya, nerd!
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Wot
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:12 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: he’s anerd
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Where u going kent?
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Maxwell?
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: A nerd?
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:13 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: He is a cricket bard
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:14 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Fighter / Mage / thief
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:14 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: And useless at all of them
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:15 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Exactly. A nerd.
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:16 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Nerds are useful. Bards not so much
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:17 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Int is his dumpstat
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:25 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: kek
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:26 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Goddomot. Now my selection looks to be pending.
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:26 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Maxwell did better than Cummins 😛
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:28 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: but his ball would have been impossible to picknplay
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:29 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: stove out yet pls
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:31 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: nope
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:32 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: do better, india. goddomot.
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:33 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Watching Australia v India is the Worst. Because ya want both teams to lose.
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:37 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: lerl
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:38 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: smudger on 150+
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:40 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: goddomot
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:40 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Ah well. Going out tonight. I’ll see ya’ll later.
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:40 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: bai

Mar 17, 2017 at 4:58 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Well that was lol
Mar 17, 2017 at 4:59 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Jast interviewed a total derplord
Mar 17, 2017 at 5:15 PM – [user=6485]gbt:)[/user]: was it invader
Mar 17, 2017 at 5:35 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: LOL
Mar 17, 2017 at 5:36 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: nah m8 he outderped Invaderp by a looooong way
Mar 17, 2017 at 5:36 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: derp levels previously considered dangerous
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:35 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: merp
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:48 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Hold mah beer sharts…. My day was better!!!!!!
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:48 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: This kent asked for a raise and i told him before anything can go ahead
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:49 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: A performance reviiew must be completed
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:50 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Told him his pay will be reflected by the reviews results and can either increase or decrease ones salary
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:50 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Kent said LETS DO THIS SHIT
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:51 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: 15mins later I demoted him with a 20k pay cut
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:51 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: He cried to HR
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:52 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: HR conducted another review and chopped an extra 10k
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:52 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Much lerls were had
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:53 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Needless to say nobody else asked for a raise
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:54 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: hahaha
Mar 17, 2017 at 7:54 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: sucks to be him
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:04 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Did you hide in the corner and have a sly wank nelots? I mean bragging about demoting someones pay. What did you earn last year? 80k.
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:05 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Bragging?? Not really, im just saying
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:06 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: What did i earn last year, my salary is fixed at $3 pa
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:08 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: so i’m guessing its a yes. Sucks to be you in an office sucking HRC
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:12 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: so what do you actually do bossman nelots?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:12 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Shall i bend over so you can kiss my arse. Brag to your mother you gor lucky tonight. Anyway. Living the dream it seems. Not trying to be harsh but hey
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:15 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: I run a logistics hub in syd
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:15 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Air/sea/land
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:16 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: noice
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:16 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: you should jump on the server John, have a game of ET mate.. o wait… nevermind huhuhhuhuhuhuh
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Yeah you sound like the average self proclaimed ‘battler’ tard john
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Keep up the good work mate
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:18 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: You push a few papers? Do you actually step outside mate? Forklift license? Seriously, i’m sure we visit you daily. Dsv?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:18 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: I even drive the semis
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:18 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Your point?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:18 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Thats pretty cool, and the self minimum wage things a great way to go about it
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:19 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Oh, nice? Who did you demote for the job? Nothing at all just pushing and seeing what pops up
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:19 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Also do door to door van runs
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:19 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: my bro drives semis, articulated, the lot, he gets all the fun toys, like road graders and excavators
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:19 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Has fork licence, haven’t been able to use it 🙁
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:19 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Ive own a semi”
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:19 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: W
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:19 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Wow
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:19 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: doesnt everyone have a fork licence :S
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:20 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Its boring, i did the night shift for ten years
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:20 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: I use sporks derg
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:20 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: You should it you work at the ports.
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:20 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: no, i was banned from using the forks
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:20 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: didn’t need one innitially, then the laws changed (was volunteering at the time)
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:20 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: may the forks be with you
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:20 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: sporks are a solid choice
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:20 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Talking about forking,
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:21 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: I had a sessions but i wont brags 😀
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:21 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: But seriously john keep up the hard work and one day you be promoted to team leader
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:21 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Thanks ulti. I think i was banned because of my skill lever not my banter : d
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:22 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: I wont my own yard have my own trucks. Thanks mate, maybe some day you will stop taking it and start giving it
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:22 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: my boss vanished to a wedding this weekend, so im in charge of the cows, team leader amirite? o/
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:23 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Nah cows you director now
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:23 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: ^
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:23 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: bahahaha
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:23 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Sit on the board

Mar 17, 2017 at 8:23 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Calling useless agms
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:24 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Someone sounds jealous?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:24 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Presenting pie and pivot charts
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:24 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Did you get demoted nelots?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:24 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i am afraid that being there are only 3 humans, we may have a board made up of bovines to fill it out
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:24 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: i assumed there would be punch and pie
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:24 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: boards are feckin useless and agms are worse
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:24 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: scones and jam for me.
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:24 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Thats why i dont PLC
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:25 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: even churches have agms… they were just as feckin useless
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:25 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Private dictator lyfe
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:25 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Me demoted??? Probably one day
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:26 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: the best thing about being on a farm is you dont have to deal with people
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:26 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: I’m sure if i meet you nelots i’d promote you mate.
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:26 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: But i plan on signing the business off to my 2ic when ive had enough
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:26 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Farming life is a tough life tho
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:27 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Not all milking and watching the stars
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:27 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: She squeezes tits for a living
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:27 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Thats not tough, its living the dream
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:27 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i think hes trying to imply i dont know what its like on a farm in the long term
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:28 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Fitting suction cups. Hard yakka.
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:28 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: if ban man says ye fern and i will be in a partnership with bro and his missus, so yay more cows to add to my collection
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:29 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Well john is our oracle… He knows all
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:29 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: the dry cows and heifers were not pleased i mowed their paddock on them todae mouhahahaha
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:30 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Should switch to goats and play cow simulator7
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:31 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Is that what does it for you nelots.
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:31 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Have you country bumpkins thought about switching to camel livestock?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:31 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Moo.
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:32 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: theres a fella about an hour away with camel milk farm
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:32 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Country, im down the road from you champ
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:32 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Didnt you know they import our camels back,. Maybe the forgot the herder : d
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:33 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Mr logistics
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:33 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: No idea wtf youre on about john
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:34 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: we have one of the best wild populations of camels anywhere in the world, so they export them to the saudis
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:34 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Just bow and say. Fuck yes
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:34 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: been doing it for years
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:34 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Yep. Thats what i wqs saying
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:34 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Cows got me nelots. You seaside sucker : d
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:34 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: You said import
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:35 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Oh, see knew you’d be handy
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:35 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Learn the difference
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:35 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i dont got no one, well i probs got fern
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:36 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: i back spaced.
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:36 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Use your imagination
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:36 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Have you thought about switching livestocks though??
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:36 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Farming nelots? Where is the profit in that
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:36 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Diary industry getting killed by our stupidmarket price wars
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:37 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: well, in the long term sticking with one type of farm has been more profitable over time than switching back and forth to match whats the best seller at the time
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:37 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Its you ppl buying it. Think before you buy
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:37 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: its near on impossible to get into beef as of right now, unless you bleed gold to buy the cows
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:38 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: but the plan is to rear high value beef cross calves as well as have the dairy, so theres 2 income streams
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:38 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Thats what i mean, cut your loses and invest in a niche market
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:39 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Goats or camels
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:39 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: well we dont own the farm we are after yet, gotta buy it to be able to cut losses
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:40 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: the place we are trying to get the nod on supplies bulla/procal which is higher paying than most of the others
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:41 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: farm lyfe sounds hectic
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:41 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i do want goats though, so may go for a mixed business
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:42 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: pretty fun really, no uniderp, lots of sun, no customers
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:42 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: breed the goats with the cows and create a super goatcow
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:42 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Sneks brah

Mar 17, 2017 at 8:42 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: I want a goat. But dont see a big market in them
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:42 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: fucking sneks
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:42 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: im on a split shift currently, 12 days on 2 off, but most days i may only work 6-7 hours max then weekend its 4 or so hours
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:42 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: you need something like emu, all the syd ey hipsters would love,it
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:43 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: goat is one of the largest meat markets
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:43 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: Mud crabs!!!
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:43 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Johns dumb
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:43 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Exporting
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:43 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Kiss my soft crab nelots
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:43 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Import camels, goats are bad lerl
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:43 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: we have feral camels and goats lerl
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:44 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: or wait for it……………………. we could milk almonds!
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:44 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i’d liek to get into cheese making down the track
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:44 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:44 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Domesticate them
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:44 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: almond cheese?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:44 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: almond nelots,and goats cheese
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:44 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: https://imgur.com/gallery/eejwD
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:45 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Cheese is hard, i tried and failed
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:45 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Lost millions
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:45 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: domesticate the cheeses? that’s impossible, they are a wild species
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:46 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Domesticate cheese and curd the feral goats and camels
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:46 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: you can get set up basic cheese making facilities for about 150k with 2nd hand plant
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:47 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: old memphis sells cows lol
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:47 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: theres a fella over the road here that runs an organic dairy and chook farm
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:47 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: I spent 500k on the cheese making facility and another 200k on cool room
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: sounds like a fairly large room”
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: organic. Not a fan. Its hard to take you serious nelots
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: was just thinking that
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: shouldn’t you have been able to get some of that money back?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: i saw what 50k got us
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: 200k coolroom would be awesome!!
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: a lot of beers could fit
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: hahaha
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: pretty sure our coles spent 3.50 on our cool rooms…
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:49 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: the dream cows
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:49 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Jack daniels lives here cows D”
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:49 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: It houses a seafood importer now
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:50 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: $3.50??? That damn noch ness monster
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:50 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Its paying it self off while you push papers like an angry storeman with hr support
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:50 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: /
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:51 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: My HR dept is run independently
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:51 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: right, ima let you lot play nice and gunna pass the fuck out cause gotta squeeze dem cows in the mornin, no breaking fern while im not here
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:51 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Fern go milk cows while she passes out
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:51 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: N-WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:52 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: oh nelots its ok? Were you banned for being awesome also
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:53 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Derg 50k cool room fit out would be the size of a shed here in syd
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:53 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: I miss blusky’s forum posts, they were educational
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:53 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: haha yeah bro, it wasnt all that big, just need it for the vaccines
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:53 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: clearly never got to see Dogma’s forum posts…
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:54 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Need shrooms to articulate frogs posts
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:54 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: not frogma?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:54 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: yeah frog
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:54 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: I generally misunderstood that bloke
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:55 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: he was amazing
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:55 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: You needed shrooms fern
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:55 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: he writes his own comic strip now rofl
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:55 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: and set aside like 3 days…
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:55 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: I needed a good slap
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:55 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: WOAH THERE!!!!!

Mar 17, 2017 at 8:56 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: My strips better
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:56 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: that is actually true
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:56 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: #triggered
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:56 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: i looked forward to your Derps Reacted stuff quite frequently!!
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:57 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: shit had me in tears
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:57 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: He in qld now
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:57 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: derps?
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:57 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Tryna be some science nerd
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:57 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: geez he had a face like a squashed lemon
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:57 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Yeah derps
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:57 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: classic derps
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:58 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: He even got married
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:58 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: wow
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:58 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: their sex life would be incredible!!!
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:58 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: So you still have a chance to find yours derg
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:58 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: hahahaha
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:58 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: but then couldnt tinder whore
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:59 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Can you imagine their kids
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:59 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: hahahahaha
Mar 17, 2017 at 8:59 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Side bitches dont count mang
Mar 17, 2017 at 9:01 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Anyway time to drink more beer and smash shit up
Mar 17, 2017 at 9:01 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Later kent
Mar 17, 2017 at 9:01 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: looks like johns dinner for 1 must be ready
Mar 17, 2017 at 9:01 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: cya bro!!
Mar 17, 2017 at 10:11 PM – [user=6433]LEMR[/user]: [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI [/video]
Mar 17, 2017 at 10:11 PM – [user=6433]LEMR[/user]: enjoy fern 😛
Mar 17, 2017 at 10:26 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Hi lemr. Fern as in the shrub? Peek thru my ferns
Mar 17, 2017 at 10:27 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Kinda wanna click that link 😀
Mar 17, 2017 at 10:30 PM – [user=6481]John[/user]: Been awhile since i’ve had to bush bash. Anyway adios peeps.
Mar 17, 2017 at 11:24 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Who /tachikoma/ here?
Mar 17, 2017 at 11:26 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: “nelots: Anyway time to drink more beer and smash shit up” he says after crashing a lambo into a mountain and not being a good.
Mar 17, 2017 at 11:27 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: should do that, eh. top kek
Mar 17, 2017 at 11:32 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Just start being a good and fukk awffffff.
Mar 17, 2017 at 11:32 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: sunn
Mar 18, 2017 at 5:44 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Hey, that’s me!
Mar 18, 2017 at 5:52 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Damn, drunk me. Should say that before, not after!
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:31 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Dafuq in derpbox last nite?
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:32 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I leave you kents alone for a bit and all hell breaks loose
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:19 AM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: yeah guys, back to laksa and armpit roulett or whatever the routine is
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:53 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: *goes to read le derpbox archive*
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:55 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: O its not posted yet
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:55 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: hai Jerker
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:56 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: did you have a nice birthday mang?
Mar 18, 2017 at 8:21 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Oi nelota, cowsy wants to know what cheese you tried to maek
Mar 18, 2017 at 8:51 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: http://www.crichd.sc/new-zealand-vs-south-africa-test-live-streaming
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:00 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: game over
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:08 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: ?
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:08 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Kek, u gon lose
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:09 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Maybs oz too
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:12 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Well not yet.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:12 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: But one of those rare games where Kano gets no result.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:18 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Bleh. I can still taste stout.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:25 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: LAWL
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:25 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Sounds like you were on the good oil
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:26 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: You know it, nerb. :3
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:27 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Solid work sunnfgt
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:27 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: ty nerbfgt
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:27 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: No bacardi breeders for u
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:27 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lerl breeders
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:27 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Fu autocorrect

Mar 18, 2017 at 9:28 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Supposedly I almost did something I would have regretted according to my messenger convo(s?), but I woke up in my own bed so crisis avoided! lel
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:28 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Is ur butt sore?
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:29 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Hey.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:29 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Why does it have to be *MY* butt?
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:30 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I just had u pictured as more of a gatekeeper than a keymaster if you get my drift
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:31 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Yeah. I’d probably be a bottom. 🙁
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:31 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I like to think I’d give both a bash before settling
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:32 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: oh for sure, nerb
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:32 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Find out what all the fuss is about
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:33 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: I’ve no problem with being a top tho
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:34 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: More power to you sir
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:34 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: I mean. We’ve all been there in one way or another! Just maybe not with someone of the same gender. lel
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:34 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: :^)
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:34 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Oh yeh.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:36 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Wait – shouldn’t you be cricket fgting today?
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:36 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Eh. The guy I was replacing decided to play last minute.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:37 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Boo
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:37 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Absolute tosser.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:37 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: ^
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:38 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: The very worst kind
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:38 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Wouldn’t even give the courtesy of a reach-a-round.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:40 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: It’s not far from where I live – the ground – so I could probs go down as 12th man, and probs ump if I wanted.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:40 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: but I’d rather watch Test criggit. lel
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:40 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: esp w/ a hangover
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:41 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Go ump and give the kent out to a dodgey lbw
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:41 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: hahaha ikr!
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:42 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: My team reckons I do that already
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:42 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: but it’s like, just be a better batsman, yeah?
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:42 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Well duh
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:43 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I am picturing u umpiring wearing a top hat
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:43 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: What a glorious mental image
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:43 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: a white tophat?
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:43 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Nur, thug black
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:43 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Coz u boss
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:44 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: fugg yeah
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:44 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Thugpire
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:45 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Coz in social grades ya ump for/when ya own team is batting
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:45 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: So ya obvs not gonna give it out unless it’s out.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:45 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: like, legitimately out
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:45 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: U have itchy out giving finger?
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:45 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Can’t bowl those to Broom!
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:46 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: My team wouold like to think so, but I’m just a good ump.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:46 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Sweep shot?
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:46 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: yehman
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:46 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Luv2sweep
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:47 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: So what happened in le derpbox last nite?
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:47 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Down on one knee. More of a pullng sweep. but ye
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:50 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Not a thing, sharts.
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:55 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: “Jeet Raval might have to be spoon-fed at lunch because both of his hands are gonna be in ice buckets.” :^)
Mar 18, 2017 at 9:57 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: None of it made any sense this morning sharts
Mar 18, 2017 at 10:04 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Rabada’s effort ball, man. Went from constant to 138s up to 147.
Mar 18, 2017 at 10:47 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Raval needs a century!
Mar 18, 2017 at 10:47 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Deserves one, even.
Mar 18, 2017 at 10:52 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Fuckin’ Hell, Broom!
Mar 18, 2017 at 11:20 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Nicholls pls 🙁
Mar 18, 2017 at 11:28 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: New Zealand cricket fans = masochists.
Mar 18, 2017 at 11:32 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: NEESHAM DROPPED (TBH)
Mar 18, 2017 at 12:35 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: JESUS SHIT-TITTIES CHRIST
Mar 18, 2017 at 12:35 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: THESE THO [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nGh0AtrgAM [/video]
Mar 18, 2017 at 12:43 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: A fuggin $9000 USD laptop with 9 heat pipes and 5 cooling fans.

Mar 18, 2017 at 12:45 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: i7 7820 HK, 16 GB of RAM (up to 64GB), Nvidia GTX 1070 8GB w/ G-sync, TWO GTX 1080s in SLI, 1TB RAID 0 NVME SSDS, 1TB Hardrive…
Mar 18, 2017 at 12:45 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Hey, friends… …my birthday is comin up…
Mar 18, 2017 at 12:46 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Curved screen on a laptop = fail
Mar 18, 2017 at 12:56 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Yeah, I’d say. It’s just a cheap gimmick. Like 3D movies.
Mar 18, 2017 at 1:07 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: but that’s easy to overlook when it’s meaty as fuck.
Mar 18, 2017 at 1:14 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Good to see Raval out of the 50s for once.
Mar 18, 2017 at 1:38 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Raval pls ;-;
Mar 18, 2017 at 1:53 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: DUMBASS
Mar 18, 2017 at 1:58 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Classic fucking Blackcaps. Sure. Let the number 11 do all the work.

Mar 18, 2017 2:03 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Fuggin’ Hell New Zealand cricket sucks.
Mar 18, 2017 2:04 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Why do I do this to myself.
Mar 18, 2017 2:33 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: This first Saffers wicket seems awfully bittersweet.
Mar 18, 2017 3:44 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Lyon being smacked all over the park -> LOL
Mar 18, 2017 3:45 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: It’s ’cause he’s a bad spinner.
Mar 18, 2017 3:57 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Nothing new there tho.
Mar 18, 2017 3:57 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: ofc
Mar 18, 2017 4:02 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: vijay stumped – miles out of crease
Mar 18, 2017 4:03 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: but only 2nd wicket for 193
Mar 18, 2017 4:03 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: ;0
Mar 18, 2017 4:04 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Well. Blackcaps lost. LOL
Mar 18, 2017 4:06 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: How’d Rahul go? Don’t might that fella as a batsman.
Mar 18, 2017 4:08 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: made 67
Mar 18, 2017 4:09 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Not shabby.
Mar 18, 2017 4:39 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: fukk
Mar 18, 2017 4:40 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: What kind of mongrel puts beetroot in a burger.
Mar 18, 2017 5:24 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: its very common here
Mar 18, 2017 5:34 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: …and pineapple 🙁
Mar 18, 2017 5:37 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: typical order – “hamburger pls with no beetroot or pineapple”
Mar 18, 2017 6:23 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: surprised this is still alive
Mar 18, 2017 6:27 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: nah, we are all dead
Mar 18, 2017 6:27 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Well yea. course it is
Mar 18, 2017 6:27 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: coulda come back earlier ya know
Mar 18, 2017 6:28 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Think I played ET for a night or two sometime last year
Mar 18, 2017 6:28 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: First with some friends from another game where I smashed em, then tried joining the OZ server and got rolled hard 😉
Mar 18, 2017 6:29 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: I see the attempts to branch out to other games didn’t really last too long
Mar 18, 2017 6:31 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Do you guys actually still play ET or just hang around for the shoutbox?
Mar 18, 2017 6:32 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: half and half
Mar 18, 2017 6:32 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: some do some dont
Mar 18, 2017 6:34 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Fair enough. Any page that lets me easily see who is still active?
Mar 18, 2017 6:34 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: most oz guys try to spend time on the server, but time is a factor
Mar 18, 2017 6:35 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: dunno – ask fern / cowsy
Mar 18, 2017 6:36 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: um, probably best bet is the game tracker page
Mar 18, 2017 6:36 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Think I recoognise fern, overmars, matilda, princeofdarkness/bambi, joker, triggerhappy and a few others
Mar 18, 2017 6:36 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: we’ve got a bit over 700 unique players since december
Mar 18, 2017 6:37 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: most nights 8-10, weekends/friday can get to 20s
Mar 18, 2017 6:37 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: damn, not too bad
Mar 18, 2017 6:37 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Continually a case of having players there to get more on
Mar 18, 2017 6:38 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Hopefully you guys might actually be able to help me with what ended up bringing me here
Mar 18, 2017 6:38 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: These days we’re not competing with other servers either, so if people aren’t on oz, they’re just not playing
Mar 18, 2017 6:38 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: You know ETPub, when you were on the main menu, it played that song
Mar 18, 2017 6:38 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: aye
Mar 18, 2017 6:38 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Trying to remember the name of the song to listen to it on Spotify
Mar 18, 2017 6:38 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Help a mate out?
Mar 18, 2017 6:42 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Pretty sure can just lift it straight from pak0, dunno if it has a name
Mar 18, 2017 6:43 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: hmmm. damn. thanks anyway
Mar 18, 2017 6:43 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B023F_ZbP0xGcU1rQkRwQ1dVaVE
Mar 18, 2017 6:43 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: that one?
Mar 18, 2017 6:43 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: isnt it a straight lift from RTCW ?
Mar 18, 2017 6:43 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: nah
Mar 18, 2017 6:43 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: I’m thinking the rock thing from the ETPub mod loading menu thing
Mar 18, 2017 6:44 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: where it’s a big guitar thing
Mar 18, 2017 6:44 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: 90% sure I’m thinking ETPub not ETPro
Mar 18, 2017 6:44 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Could swear it was an actual song
Mar 18, 2017 6:45 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Where like, if u dced from a server it would be loaded in ETPub mode and play it
Mar 18, 2017 6:45 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: hmm, I’ll have a looksee, I’ve always direct connected to server
Mar 18, 2017 6:45 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: and music tends to be off
Mar 18, 2017 6:45 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: aaaah, fair enough
Mar 18, 2017 6:46 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: BR still hang out here or is he dead?
Mar 18, 2017 6:47 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: eh, he dabbles in oz, mostly awol. will answer fb pokes at least

Mar 18, 2017 at 6:47 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: bit annoying
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:48 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I thought it was just called dun dun der dun dun
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:48 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: *tips hat @ admiral
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:48 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: yeah, that’s the one!
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:49 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: well I might have time for a few rounds of ET next week, will see if I can drag him back for some nostalgia n shit
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:49 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Drag who back?
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:50 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: black racoon
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:50 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Rodent kent!
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:50 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: hey, u wanna update his forum name to be spelled correctly btw?
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:50 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: he’d love it 😉
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:51 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: What is spelled wrong?
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:51 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: raCCoon should be double c
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:51 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Naw, we won’t be doing that
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:52 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: glorious leader can’t spell, check all his threads xD
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:52 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: br wouldnt be himself without his typo
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:52 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: ^
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:52 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: </3
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:52 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: his text messages are literally the worst things I've ever read
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:52 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: U get aids from them?
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:53 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: yes =[
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:54 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: sad to see Fraggle and SkankyMoe are gone =[
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:54 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Fraggle was nuts
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:54 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Moe was top kek
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:54 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: syere too =[
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:54 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: lol she was wasn't she
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:55 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Pretty sure fraggle was a she
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:55 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I miss joy
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:55 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: She taught us all a thing or 2
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:57 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: fuck, don't think I've seen Joy for like 6 or 7 years now
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:57 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Don't be too down on those other games oz dabbled in, some of the mine craft kids provided the best entertainment in years
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:57 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: She was definitely special
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:57 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Oh yes
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:57 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Well, neither stock etpub & ozmod contain menu music
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:58 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: damn. google and oz both fail me >.<
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:58 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: She told me not to myself fixed because I would "taste different"
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:58 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: aye, it was fraggle and kit
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:58 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: BR didnt really appreciate the MC kids ddosing his whole street tho
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:58 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: LERL
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:59 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Meh, they paid for plenty of server uptime
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:59 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: yarp
Mar 18, 2017 at 6:59 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Seems fair to take it down for a bit too
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: all evens out 😉
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: ^
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: What ever happened to Bucket?
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: He has been seen on forums recently
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Not sure if he still plays pew pew
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: I swear he probably paid for like 80% of oz
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: buckets trying to come back
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Yay bucket!
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: he gave up when oz went dead for a while
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Top chap
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: aaah
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: ironically because I pinged a whole lot of people due to josh >.>
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I liked his special title / flair thing
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: THATS NOT IRONY
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:02 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: ?
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:02 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: josh = john in berpdox
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:02 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: sadly flashes email bounced
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: He was “lord of all buckets”
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:02 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: bit of a spech convo last night

Mar 18, 2017 at 7:02 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: aaah
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:03 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: trying to remember if the flash I have on Steam is the same as flash from et…
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:03 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: nvm looks like I deleted him anyway
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:03 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: D:/
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:04 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: so what other games do you guys usually play these days?
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:04 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: I’m mostly BF1 myself
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:04 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I don’t play anything
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:04 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I do watch me some pro LOL tho
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:05 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: aah, fair enough
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:05 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: wurm, world of tanks and cnc generals
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:05 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i play milk ze cows, does that count?
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:05 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: I should give wot a go sometime. I’ve played mwo, which is similar controls I think
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:05 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Are you the cow insemination girl?
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: The other part of that transaction
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: I think I recall BR mentioning u excitedly like 4 or 5 years ago
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: lol br
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: u milk the bulls or something yeah?
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: She was into the collection game
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: I play with yo mama
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: im milking cows for a living now
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: v nice
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: aaaah, nice =]
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: She says hi kenty son
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:06 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I see BR never mentioned me doing his uni work for him?
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:07 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Silly Kent didn’t know difference between unix and windows control characters
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:07 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Is that how you got in the clam nerb??
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:07 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: lol
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:07 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Nur
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:07 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: lol. Was generally a safe idea to assume any subject he passed he had a bit of help with
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Kek
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:10 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: Anyway, good catching up with you but I should probably get back to my work. Will have to find something else to listen to now
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:10 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: o/
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:11 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Will keep an ear out for it
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:11 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: o/
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:11 PM – [user=2]The Admiral[/user]: cyaz =]
Mar 18, 2017 at 7:18 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAJewnPlaxQ [/video]
Mar 18, 2017 at 10:21 PM – [user=6433]LEMR[/user]: ^ ah love the ET sound effects thrown in xD
Mar 18, 2017 at 10:41 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: tfw you’re talking to a girl all night and right at the end you fnd out she has a boyf
Mar 18, 2017 at 10:54 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Ah well. At least I’ve made a new frand.
Mar 18, 2017 at 11:03 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: :<
Mar 18, 2017 at 11:05 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: PLOT TWIST: SUNN is the bf #overlyobsessivegf
Mar 18, 2017 at 11:08 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: https://i.imgur.com/MMI3iLC.mp4
Mar 19, 2017 at 9:15 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Sunn, this is your chance to try out bottoming!
Mar 19, 2017 at 9:38 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: You said you were down for experimenting!
Mar 19, 2017 at 10:04 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Bottoming? Is that friend zones final form???
Mar 19, 2017 at 10:05 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Sounds like something jerkererers the best at
Mar 19, 2017 at 1:14 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Fuck me ded aquaplaned and almost fishtailed into 5 cars on the m5
Mar 19, 2017 at 1:14 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Driving in the wet sucks balls
Mar 19, 2017 at 1:36 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lerl

Mar 19, 2017 at 3:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: I almost wiped out 5 cars kent
Mar 19, 2017 at 3:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Not a lerl experience
Mar 19, 2017 at 3:18 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Clean up on aisle pooped mah pants
Mar 19, 2017 at 5:06 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: aquaplanings serious bizness, glad you didn’t cause a bad accident
Mar 19, 2017 at 5:17 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: Straight man, Peter Dutton, has told a gay CEO that he shouldn’t comment on the issue of gay marriage, because gay marriage was not an issue that concerned gay people. Mr Dutton said that Qantas CEO Alan Joyce – who is openly gay – shouldn’t comment on matters that have nothing to do with their job. Mr Dutton’s job is immigration minister, which has nothing to do with gay marriage.
Mar 19, 2017 at 5:21 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: ^
Mar 19, 2017 at 5:21 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Also – LERL@butz
Mar 19, 2017 at 5:24 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: the chaser wrote that up, but they didnt actually have to change anything to what he said
Mar 19, 2017 at 5:32 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Pretty sure Dutton wouldn’t have a problem with Joyce weighing into the issue if their opinions aligned.
Mar 19, 2017 at 5:36 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-18/qantas-continue-same-sex-marriage-support-peter-dutton-criticism/8366306
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:04 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Ive met dutton at some function before
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:05 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Told him he was a fuckwit
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:05 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: My statement still relevent today
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:05 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: so you gunna wear brown trousers now butz?
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:06 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Nah i roll commando
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:07 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Let the sliders roll down my legs like a marathon runner
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:08 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: And my failed cheese venture was tasty and ricotta
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:14 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: every man and his dog does tasty cheese
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:26 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: P Dutton is my local member who got us NBN “more fast” so I can;t complain too much
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:28 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: this is our “fast” nbn ._.
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:28 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: plan is meant to be 12 down
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:29 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: If Joyce was a radical leftist and issued a statement on behalf of Qantas critical of the govt, I’m pretty sure ‘free speech’ Bishop would be very quick telling him to ‘mind his knitting’
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:39 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: ouch cowsy – I thought mine was bad and i’m not on NBN http://www.speedtest.net/result/6143358249
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:40 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: thats the best we can get
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:41 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: in that case me no want NBN
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:42 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: ;_;
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:45 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: wired nbn was fine, its just wireless thats shit
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:51 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: ahh okies
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:51 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: how much faster top ?
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:53 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: top plan? idk what you mean?
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:53 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: when you were wired
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:54 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: we were on the 12down on wired in bm, got that, here 12 wireless, never been close
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:56 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: my adsl2+ was supposed to be 25dl but never got near it lol
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:58 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: im lucky to get 400kb/s sometimes :S
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:58 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: and i can walk down the street to the telstra exchange so ite not distance
Mar 19, 2017 at 6:59 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: ours goes down when the wind picks up
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: derg wins
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:23 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: sneaky mexican for tea
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:26 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Taco Tuesday?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:26 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Also: LERL DRAGONS BEAT SHARKIES
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:27 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: My house is in the middle of Sydney and we aren’t getting nbn till end of this year
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:35 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: I have nbn 100/100 so i dont know how you peasants live
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:36 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Even got a letter the other day saying they gonna upgrade my exchange to gigabitch speed
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:37 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: 4k porn in seconds….. Living the dream
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:38 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Eww who wants to see your mother in 4K?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:39 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: me
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:39 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Sup jerkerer
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:40 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: hai kentface
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:40 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: How’s the aids?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:41 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: terminal
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:41 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lerl best put u out of ur misery
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:42 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: How’s work?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:43 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Nobody bite ur face off yet?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:43 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: yeah pretty good man, each day a new challenge
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:43 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: patients find new ways to insult you and attempt to assault you
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:44 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Sounds like my work!
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:44 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: will apply for clinical psych programme at the end of this year
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:44 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Crazy ppls trying to fuk me up in novel ways
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:45 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Cools
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:45 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: U getting good grades @ uni?

Mar 19, 2017 at 7:46 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: Yeah I did through my undergrad, which I graduated from at end of 2015
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:46 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: need A- at least to qualify for most of the postgrad programmes
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:46 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lol, doesn’t seem that long ago u started all this shizz
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:47 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Do they give extra credit for your ability to dodge scat?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:48 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: I’m sure my references will tout my shit dodging nous
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:48 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Rofl
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:48 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Same for me @ werk
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:48 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: it’s an art
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:49 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: much like the sweet science
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:49 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: bob and weave baby
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:49 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Float LIEK a butterfly
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:49 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: then apply bruce lee death grip
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:50 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: 1 foot punch?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:50 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: So I’ve been telling actuaries what’s what for like the last 9 months
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:50 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Turns out most of them are idiots
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:50 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: an actuary is like an accountant right?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:51 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: On steroids
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:51 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: don’t they make ridiculous money?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:51 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Yeah
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:51 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Turns out most of them have zero common sense
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:51 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: and half of them have aspergers
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:52 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: haha
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:52 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Oh, here is my fave actuary joke
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:52 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Q: how do you know you’ve met an Extroverted actuary?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:53 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: A: he stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:53 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: lawl
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:53 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Ikr
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:53 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: bet danger is his middle name
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:53 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: We have a bunch of them
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:54 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Most of them don’t get sh1t when I explain it
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:54 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: D:
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:54 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: they must be fascinating creatures
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:55 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Least interesting in the office by a long way
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:55 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: you should catch one and place in your raep dungeon
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:55 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Oh, here is another fun story
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:55 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: So one of them (the least well socially adjusted one) is dating
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:55 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: He has a standard date
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:56 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Some time at a trampoline place and dinner (I think)
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:56 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: LOL
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:56 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: So he takes every chick on the SAME date
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:56 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: He backs up on the weekend
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:57 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: And come to work sore from too much trampolining
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:57 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: When he told me this
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:57 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: you’d think he’d mix things up a bit everytime he has a failed date
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:57 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I was like DUDE!
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:57 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: YOU CAN NEVER LET THESE WOMEN KNOW THIS IS HOW YOU ROLL
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:57 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: lawl
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:58 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I was like: if I worked at that trampoline place I would sell you the fuk out bro
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:58 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I would throw you under the bus
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:58 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: But the thing is
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:58 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: taking a woman on a date basically to a childrens play pen
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:59 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: You KNOW this dude has baselined his date and is scoring each one against it
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:59 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: ROFL
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:59 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Not to mention taking her to the MOST bouncy place he can find
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:59 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: how does he rate each date?
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:59 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Creepy mccreepface
Mar 19, 2017 at 7:59 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I didn’t ask
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:00 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I had to stop asking questions
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:00 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: He says some chicks nope out of the trampoline thing
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:01 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: it’s kinda weird

Mar 19, 2017 at 8:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Super weird
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:01 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: you should take this poor wee lad under your wing
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:01 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: make it your mission to get him laid
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lawl!
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I barely go out anymore
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:02 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: mission impossible
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Cbf
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:03 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: best just to keep it simple with dates, go out to dinner then back home for sexy times
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:03 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: or failing that cook up a storm in your own house
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:03 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Easier to get into dungeon
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:04 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: ALWAYS select scary movie
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:04 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Did u read about that nz chick that fell off that balcony in surfers?
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:04 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: The gable tostee murder trial?
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:04 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: yeah was big news here
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:04 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: There was a big story in smh over the weekend
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:05 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Dude was off the charts unhinged
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:05 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: It was gonna go wrong sooner or later
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:06 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: there was a documented history of mental illness? or just many red flags?
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:06 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: History
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:06 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Dude recorded every chick he had over
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:06 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: the vibe I got was that this guy was pretty self obsessed
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:07 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: ^and paranoid
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:07 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: So there was a 3.5 hour long recording of the event
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:07 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: yeah I heard some of it
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:07 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: tbf the girl sounded pretty drunk
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:07 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Self obsessed / big confidence issues
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:07 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: but he was pretty much telling her he was going to murder her lawl
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Yup
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Dude had a home still in his kitchen for hooch
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: That he was feeding his tinder dates
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:08 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: lol
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:09 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: with freshly squeezed rohypnol
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:09 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: he actually shacked up with some other chick just after the incident went public
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:09 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: But basically dude was ill equipped for society and really needed to be looked after
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:10 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: 0:
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:10 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: which as you can imagine wasn’t a match made in heaven, she ended up saying he was a nutcase
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:10 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Le backfire
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:10 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: whups
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:11 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: all these women who are attracted to murderers
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:11 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Apparently when girly falls off balcony he rings his lawyer, not emergency / ambulance
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:11 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: he called his dad too if I rightly remember
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:11 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Then goes for a walk and gets some pizza
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Your honour, if it would please the court – THERE WAS A RUMBLE IN MAH TUMMY
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:12 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: like a boss?
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Mafia boss maybe
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:13 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: all this doesn’t look good in court
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:13 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: if you ask me
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:13 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Neg
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:14 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: But apparently he never went on the balcony so they couldn’t get anywhere near a murder conviction
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:14 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Dude was just scary af
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:14 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Plus the stranglies
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:15 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: perhaps just a tad overzealous with the cuddlies
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:15 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Ssssh, only dreams now
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:16 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: what’s the latest in the cricket
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:16 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: So anyways I am now drawing scary parallels between my actuary and this guy D:
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:17 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: where is resident cricket commentator sunnfgt
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:17 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Oz are losing, will likely draw with india
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:17 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Kiwis lost to saffers
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:17 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Indians hate us
Mar 19, 2017 at 8:17 PM – [user=42]JoKeR[/user]: too much gulf in class