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Apr 18, 2017 at 3:10 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: *tips hat to derg
Apr 18, 2017 at 5:07 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: News flash westie easter ended yesterday
Apr 18, 2017 at 5:09 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: *erects sign: WARNING SLOW WESTIES PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
Apr 18, 2017 at 8:41 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: v
Apr 19, 2017 at 7:55 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Bad fern!
Apr 19, 2017 at 8:46 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v
Apr 19, 2017 at 12:15 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]:


   
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Apr 19, 2017 4:48 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6642l4/fred_osborne_attempts_the_first_motorcycle/?st=J1OM9VG2&sh=708cdab2
Apr 19, 2017 8:51 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: lol human resource adviser – can we not only stop them coming in, but deport the rest as well ? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-19/australia-457-visas-occupations-affected/8454494
Apr 19, 2017 8:57 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: they are the telephone sanitisers from the hitch hikers guide
Apr 19, 2017 9:24 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Why the fuck would HR require advisers?
Apr 20, 2017 8:08 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Great that makes my job of trying to hire people soooo nuch easier :depressed:
Apr 20, 2017 8:19 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Nobody wants to work for sharts
Apr 20, 2017 8:50 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]:
Apr 20, 2017 9:02 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v skillz
Apr 20, 2017 1:13 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v
Apr 20, 2017 1:15 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: 😮


   
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Apr 20, 2017 at 6:44 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Bird on floor: I can’t believe you’ve done this!
Apr 20, 2017 at 8:09 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: The Monkey is coming back http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-20/monkey-magic-to-get-a-reboot/8457782
Apr 20, 2017 at 8:11 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: wonder if they will still have the cheesy monkey-riding-a-cloud graphics 😀
Apr 20, 2017 at 8:36 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: WHY IS SANDY A CHICK?!?
Apr 20, 2017 at 8:39 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: -.- you cant replace awesome
Apr 20, 2017 at 8:48 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: They replaced awesome with shit by the looks of the reboot
Apr 21, 2017 at 8:29 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: the nature of monkey was…. irrepressible!
Apr 21, 2017 at 8:49 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: https://www.fginsight.com/news/dairy-free-diet-trends-pose-osteoporosis-threat-to-youngsters-20247
Apr 21, 2017 at 12:56 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: ^ I’d be lost without my daily big glass of milk. Full cream milk too – what can I say, I live on the edge 😀
Apr 21, 2017 at 1:13 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v


   
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Apr 21, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Lite/skim milk is just water pretending to be milk.
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:00 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: also; poop
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: full cream milk is what diabetics should have too, not skim
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:04 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: don’t forget to bane the cows
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:04 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Oops. Name, even.
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:13 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: nobody cared who i was until i put on the moosk
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:13 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Who names their steaks??
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:14 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: milkers dont make good steak
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:14 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i think mum named one of the steers Tbone once
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:15 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: lerl
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:15 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Udders taste good though
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:16 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: go away
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:16 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: shes got a really nice steer that i want as a floor rug, apparently thats mean to tel him that
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:16 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Brumbies BTFO
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:16 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: It’s okay if you tell them they’ll be a pretty rug.
Apr 21, 2017 at 7:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Skin graft him with some shitty rug
Apr 21, 2017 at 8:17 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Dafuq is going on in here
Apr 21, 2017 at 8:51 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: nibba pls
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Can I share an embarrassing realisation I had today?
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I worked out why Eminem arrived at that name
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Marshall mathers = m&m
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:02 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: maybe he jus really likes m & ms
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I feel like the stupidest person on the planet for only just getting that
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:03 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Either that or he likes those ads with red & yellow
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:04 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: “No, YOU get in the bowl” 🙂
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:12 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Brah slim shady not impressed by the slow doem
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:13 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: No wonder youre some kinda banking director kenty face
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:14 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Next thing youll do is try to convince the board that debit cards dont need chips in them to save $1
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:18 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: The differential is a lot more than that (or was when I last looked at it)
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:19 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Physical cards will be dead soon anyway
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:21 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: But running mag-stripe only card would be a super bad idea
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:24 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I saw my mother in law filling up the dishwasher with morning fresh this morning
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:24 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Did not say a word
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:40 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: nooba pls
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:44 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Wot
Apr 21, 2017 at 9:45 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: I don’t even like hip-hop and I know he went by M&M and Double M at the start of his rappin’. lel
Apr 22, 2017 at 8:37 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I told u was embarrass
Apr 22, 2017 at 12:16 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]:
Apr 22, 2017 at 12:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: whats wrong with squirting morning fresh in the dishwasher?
Apr 22, 2017 at 12:50 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: lerl @ the gif butz


   
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Apr 22, 2017 at 5:02 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/66ssa4/trying_to_jump_1_mile_over_a_river_in_a/?st=J1SX2PLL&sh=06c8c05d
Apr 22, 2017 at 6:42 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: [MEDIA=gfycat]UnknownTastyHoatzin[/MEDIA]
Apr 22, 2017 at 6:48 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v
Apr 23, 2017 at 9:49 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Spring loaded cat
Apr 23, 2017 at 10:03 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: went to the cat dimension
Apr 23, 2017 at 10:04 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: https://www.reddit.com/r/thecatdimension/
Apr 23, 2017 at 10:07 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: and i just found a new sub https://www.reddit.com/r/reverseanimalrescue/
Apr 23, 2017 at 10:27 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: http://i.imgur.com/tYZgg88.mp4
Apr 23, 2017 at 10:40 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: http://i.imgur.com/6zrOKlT.mp4
Apr 23, 2017 at 1:12 PM – [user=5322]Zulu[/user]: nice that we got two new maps….however it’s impossible to win the glider map. when you get on the glider you always get killed by the glider shoving you around when it makes the sharp turn. i tried various positions, croching, proning, front and back etc.
Apr 23, 2017 at 1:40 PM – [user=1]phillgates2[/user]: i think the moverscale is set bit high ill have a play arround with it


   
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Apr 23, 2017 at 6:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: That’s loser talk phil
Apr 23, 2017 at 6:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Just /playdead that sh1tb1tch and glide your way to victory!
Apr 23, 2017 at 6:28 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: Jack Nicholson is 80 today
Apr 23, 2017 at 6:28 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: HEREEES JOHNNNY
Apr 24, 2017 at 6:57 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: merp
Apr 24, 2017 at 10:20 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: MERPING intensifies!
Apr 24, 2017 at 10:56 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: LONG WEEKEND WOOOOOOOO


   
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Apr 24, 2017 at 6:20 PM – [user=40]Overmars[/user]: merpy merp merp
Apr 24, 2017 at 6:34 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v
Apr 24, 2017 at 8:18 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/672cg6/selfbalancing_motorcycle/
Apr 24, 2017 at 8:31 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]:
Apr 25, 2017 at 8:20 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v
Apr 25, 2017 at 1:35 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: [MEDIA=gfycat]WhimsicalIgnorantIberianlynx[/MEDIA]
Apr 25, 2017 at 1:58 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Thing that annoyed me most about that was he picked his kid up and just handed her to his wife
Apr 25, 2017 at 2:12 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: lol
Apr 25, 2017 at 2:12 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i liked teh part where he was taken out


   
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Apr 25, 2017 at 2:12 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: lol
Apr 25, 2017 at 2:12 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i liked teh part where he was taken out
Apr 25, 2017 at 2:30 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Well that was funny
Apr 25, 2017 at 2:31 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Nothing more amusing than a self righteous cyclist getting wiped out by a car
Apr 25, 2017 at 3:34 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: He’s not a real cyclist, he’s not wearing fluoro lycra
Apr 25, 2017 at 3:36 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: The important thing is he got clobbered
Apr 25, 2017 at 3:40 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: True. We have here 10 kms of bike paths along the foreshore yet the buggers ride in packs along the road parallel to the path.
Apr 25, 2017 at 3:43 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Rabbid former prime ministers?
Apr 25, 2017 at 3:44 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Like 3 abreast so its almost impossible to overtake them and if you do they give you the finger and a mouth spray
Apr 25, 2017 at 3:44 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Way worse nerb.
Apr 25, 2017 at 5:09 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: I drive a semi, kents always give way to air horned goodness
Apr 25, 2017 at 5:54 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: What you don’t know won’t learnt ya.
Apr 25, 2017 at 7:01 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: True dat
Apr 25, 2017 at 10:32 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Sooo does that mean the new merged party will be named Australian Conservative Families First http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-25/cory-bernardi-australian-conservatives-family-first-to-merge/8471244
Apr 26, 2017 at 8:01 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: meep
Apr 26, 2017 at 8:14 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: merp
Apr 26, 2017 at 8:44 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: on the upside, all the dickheads in the one place is good for politics
Apr 26, 2017 at 1:44 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: speaking of dickheads
Apr 26, 2017 at 1:48 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v


   
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Apr 26, 2017 at 7:21 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: https://imgur.com/1Sp0vz5
Apr 26, 2017 at 10:12 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: [MEDIA=gfycat]ObviousCompetentArabianoryx[/MEDIA]
Apr 27, 2017 at 9:08 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: merp.
Apr 27, 2017 at 10:14 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: ^^
Apr 27, 2017 at 10:53 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: ^
Apr 27, 2017 at 1:52 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: ^ this


   
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Apr 27, 2017 at 7:52 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: hmmm well said.
Apr 27, 2017 at 8:47 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: ^NOT THIS
Apr 28, 2017 at 8:19 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: NEVAAA
Apr 28, 2017 at 8:20 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: * * le tumbleweeds * *
Apr 28, 2017 at 8:28 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: rkn
Apr 28, 2017 at 8:50 AM – [user=1]phillgates2[/user]: Derp
Apr 28, 2017 at 9:37 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: ^
Apr 28, 2017 at 11:02 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: v Derpitforward
Apr 28, 2017 at 1:41 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: #Imwithderp


   
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Apr 28, 2017 3:00 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v
Apr 28, 2017 3:32 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: #derplivesmatter
Apr 28, 2017 3:46 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: @cows WAT !!!
Apr 28, 2017 7:55 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: had a sneaky game of ET last night, was great fun lol
Apr 28, 2017 8:16 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Stormers BTFO two weeks in a row.
Apr 28, 2017 9:24 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-skKMQiBDA [/video]
Apr 29, 2017 8:30 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lol sunn
Apr 29, 2017 8:30 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Dem dance moves
Apr 29, 2017 1:36 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: v
Apr 29, 2017 1:42 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6876os/nfl_commissioner_wipes_a_booger_on_a_handicapped/?st=J22Q0QZI&sh=4d95be1f


   
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Apr 29, 2017 at 3:05 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: ive always wondered nerb, do you take naps when you are WFH?
Apr 29, 2017 at 3:11 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v
Apr 29, 2017 at 3:21 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Nerb netflix and porn when herping from home
Apr 29, 2017 at 3:54 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: I have done cows
Apr 29, 2017 at 5:16 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: You done cows when WFH?????
Apr 29, 2017 at 5:16 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Better keep that away from fern
Apr 29, 2017 at 6:14 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Phrasing!
Apr 29, 2017 at 8:54 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: guys? are we not doing phrasing now?
Apr 29, 2017 at 9:42 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]:
Apr 29, 2017 at 11:51 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: ?1
Apr 29, 2017 at 11:52 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]:
Apr 30, 2017 at 8:49 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO
Apr 30, 2017 at 8:49 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: what a fight!!!!!
Apr 30, 2017 at 11:42 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: Keep your hands to yourself, Ultz.


   
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Apr 30, 2017 at 3:10 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-30/star-wars-fixed:-the-rogue-one/8483778
May 1, 2017 at 12:47 AM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT
May 1, 2017 at 8:08 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: moo
May 1, 2017 at 8:24 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: oom
May 1, 2017 at 8:38 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: welp, better go rock back up at work
May 1, 2017 at 8:39 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]:


   
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May 1, 2017 8:00 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: Merp.
May 2, 2017 7:50 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: ^^ wot she said
May 2, 2017 1:26 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s4661912.htm


   
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May 2, 2017 3:03 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Could be worse, they could be ripping news from that place we shouldn’t mention..
May 2, 2017 6:18 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Theonion?
May 3, 2017 7:51 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: lol
May 3, 2017 12:31 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]:
May 3, 2017 1:00 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: https://www.itnews.com.au/news/bogged-4wd-behind-19-hour-nt-internet-outage-460240
May 3, 2017 1:23 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]:
May 3, 2017 1:52 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: moo
May 3, 2017 1:52 PM – [user=289]Sunncaeks[/user]: o i lol’d


   
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