Oct 17, 2017 at 3:11 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: HOW TO PISS OFF THE WORLD BY DR BENDY
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:11 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: 1. REPLY ALL DEM ‘ME TOO’ POSTS WITH
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:12 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: “KENT MUST HAVE BEEN BLIND TAPPING YOU”
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:13 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: That seems slightly unkind
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:14 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: ITS OK, WAS A DUDE
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:14 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: also wtf brisbane……. http://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/baby-assaulted-at-the-gap-brisbane/news-story/07639d43488a454666b358d2d81a56ae
Oct 17, 2017 at 8:08 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: damn.. poor Lahey :< he finally become the liquor
Oct 18, 2017 at 9:04 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: Neo-Nazi and National Front organiser quits movement, comes out as gay, opens up about Jewish heritage
Oct 18, 2017 at 9:05 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: not even satire o.o https://www.channel4.com/news/neo-nazi-national-front-organiser-quits-movement-comes-out-as-gay-kevin-wilshaw-jewish-heritage
Oct 18, 2017 at 9:05 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: the onion writers are going to end up unemployed at this rate
Oct 18, 2017 at 1:57 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Onion is now redundant

Oct 19, 2017 at 7:52 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Omg frozen oak
Oct 19, 2017 at 7:53 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/drink/frozen-oak-will-now-be-available-in-140-locations-around-the-country-including-in-sa-wa-and-vic-for-first-time/news-story/58eb701ce010549b695e7fe58242daa8
Oct 19, 2017 at 8:42 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: o hell yea!
Oct 19, 2017 at 9:33 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: We don’t get Oak milk in regional Qld – I remember it well cuz I was born in Newcastle and was raised on Oak until the family moved to Qld aged 5
Oct 19, 2017 at 9:34 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: I still miss it’s creamy goodness 🙁
Oct 19, 2017 at 9:51 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Thats why your bladder gave up on you bakes
Oct 19, 2017 at 1:49 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Hurm, don’t tell mini-nerbs about frozen oak. They are milkshake monsters!

Oct 19, 2017 6:35 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Could be nerb, could very well be…
Oct 19, 2017 6:36 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Eat shit and die Pyne (he’s the the LNP goon I hate the most) http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-19/jacinda-ardern-who-is-new-zealands-next-prime-minister/9067330
Oct 19, 2017 7:39 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: [MEDIA=gfycat]PeskyLiveArawana[/MEDIA]
Oct 20, 2017 1:04 AM – [user=52]Middy[/user]: Who is New Zealand’s next prime minister?
Oct 20, 2017 1:05 AM – [user=52]Middy[/user]: Who Cares!
Oct 20, 2017 1:07 AM – [user=52]Middy[/user]: I initially thought u guys were a bit sad trying to find random shit on the net to maintain an ongoing conversation and fake friendship, but now I’ve come to realise lol
Oct 20, 2017 1:07 AM – [user=52]Middy[/user]: whateva lol
Oct 20, 2017 8:25 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Who said we’re friends???
Oct 20, 2017 8:43 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: but Middy bro, I lub you
Oct 20, 2017 8:44 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: please tell us more about ourselves
Oct 20, 2017 9:21 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: omg bakes we are just fake friends!?
Oct 20, 2017 9:22 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: :et11:
Oct 20, 2017 9:23 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Nahh – for example I have always talked to cows 😀
Oct 20, 2017 9:26 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Goddam automatic garage door opener shit itself and is now stuck in the open position. Now I can’t go anywhere till the tech guy comes and I had big Friday plans 🙁
Oct 20, 2017 9:27 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: …and no, the manual override is borked too so it’s well and truly stuffed.
Oct 20, 2017 10:04 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: doe a ledgehamer count a a ay to fi it?
Oct 20, 2017 10:05 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: part of my keyboard i on trike 😐
Oct 20, 2017 10:06 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: 5trike ಠ_ಠ fooking lenovo
Oct 20, 2017 10:42 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: There is a keyboard s, w and x thief down dere by the looks fern
Oct 20, 2017 11:33 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: http://www.bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/4841846/edible-food-blocks-photos-video/
Oct 20, 2017 11:33 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: and numba 2 is also reported missing
Oct 20, 2017 1:53 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: and nooo – I think a sledgehammer, while it would be satisfying, might irretrievably fook it 😀

Oct 20, 2017 at 2:04 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Bakes just use the sledgehammer #WCGW
Oct 20, 2017 at 3:35 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lel @ middy, the only thing worse than fake internet friends are losers that occasionally drop in to try to spoil fake internet friends parties.
Oct 20, 2017 at 4:54 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: well saids fake internets friends. Middy is just jelly cuz he only has real internet enemies 😀
Oct 20, 2017 at 6:26 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: @pizza4dinneronFriday
Oct 20, 2017 at 6:56 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: ;_; im not fake!
Oct 20, 2017 at 7:07 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: @toastwithnotoppingsucks
Oct 20, 2017 at 7:24 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: the fuck..
Oct 20, 2017 at 7:24 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: are you a duck?
Oct 20, 2017 at 7:40 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Fake friends unite!
Oct 20, 2017 at 7:52 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: !!!
Oct 20, 2017 at 8:34 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: nuh uh
Oct 21, 2017 at 9:16 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Fern just get cows to squeeze some cream on your toast #ultimatewingmang
Oct 21, 2017 at 9:20 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: ew
Oct 21, 2017 at 9:21 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: cream on toa5t 5ound5 horrible
Oct 21, 2017 at 9:23 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: yeah – unless it’s Nestle Sweetened Condensed Milk in a tube. That way you can draw a happy face on your toast. You’re welcome.
Oct 21, 2017 at 10:08 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: What are you two…. Virgins???
Oct 21, 2017 at 10:09 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: I was talking about boning cows hence #ultimatewingmang
Oct 21, 2017 at 10:59 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4SzIKULQ7A [/video] @bakes
Oct 21, 2017 at 11:00 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: Butz be so crude
Oct 21, 2017 at 11:04 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: v
Oct 21, 2017 at 11:04 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: ^when you !warn or mute someone on et :trump:
Oct 21, 2017 at 12:06 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: lol – took a while for the guy to realise he had been fatally tweaked ^^
Oct 21, 2017 at 12:43 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: https://i.imgur.com/CnDYMMJ.mp4
Oct 21, 2017 at 12:50 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Ever think up something that is so not on and you google it afterward and, yep, its a thing keeerisssttt https://www.tastemade.com/videos/condensed-milk-toast-tower
Oct 21, 2017 at 1:44 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: like substituting condensed milk for lube when having buttsex?

Oct 21, 2017 4:11 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Gough 2.0? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-21/jacinda-ardern-what-can-expect-from-new-zealand-new-government/9073120
Oct 21, 2017 5:05 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: All this talk of left of centre … ?oh=84fc4c832a035723cd96de92d5654584&oe=5A762835
Oct 22, 2017 11:43 AM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvXwFSwVhvY [/video]

Oct 22, 2017 at 3:26 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: v
Oct 22, 2017 at 3:35 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: https://i.imgur.com/09yXi2z.mp4
Oct 22, 2017 at 6:25 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZBms7
Oct 22, 2017 at 7:53 PM – [user=52]Middy[/user]: [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0y2t5sGF6E [/video]
Oct 22, 2017 at 9:09 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Lel fern
Oct 22, 2017 at 10:38 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Bruh gid wid da timz, theres an app to measure shiz with ya fone
Oct 22, 2017 at 10:40 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Also watch okja
Oct 22, 2017 at 10:40 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Prob the first ever netflux movie ill recommend
Oct 23, 2017 at 8:12 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: moo ?
Oct 23, 2017 at 12:45 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: oom
Oct 23, 2017 at 1:21 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: ^^

Oct 23, 2017 at 3:04 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: I love when people call meetings then dont show up >. <
Oct 23, 2017 at 3:05 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: to the meeting they called
Oct 23, 2017 at 3:05 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: :bored:
Oct 23, 2017 at 4:11 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: maybe they died on the way
Oct 24, 2017 at 9:13 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: http://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/nbn-mail-urine-sample-jars-network-begins-literally-take-piss/ 🙁

Oct 24, 2017 at 7:29 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: [url]Must’ve been a board meeting[/url]
Oct 24, 2017 at 8:23 PM – [user=6433]LEMR[/user]: Bored meeting?
Oct 24, 2017 at 8:44 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: python of monty sets it well
Oct 24, 2017 at 8:45 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: snek [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhMqMRUZYIQ [/video]
Oct 24, 2017 at 8:46 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: wrong snek
Oct 24, 2017 at 8:46 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: [video=youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqjW4VM1xdE [/video] right snek
Oct 24, 2017 at 8:47 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: on no I hasn’t !pipped, better fix that
Oct 25, 2017 at 7:34 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: das a funny snek
Oct 25, 2017 at 7:39 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: v
Oct 25, 2017 at 9:27 AM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Stfu sharts

Oct 25, 2017 at 7:25 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: halp snek is borked, how do
Oct 25, 2017 at 11:09 PM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: poor snek
Oct 26, 2017 at 8:03 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Did you bend ferns snek cows!??
Oct 26, 2017 at 8:03 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: If so ouchie and take him to ER stat!!!
Oct 26, 2017 at 1:27 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: nah, killt it
Oct 26, 2017 at 1:54 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Das naughty cowz
Oct 26, 2017 at 2:01 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: George Brandis just stated that being a paid lobbyist while holding office was “appropriate and commonplace.”
Oct 26, 2017 at 2:01 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: i’ll take conflict of interest for $500, Alex
Oct 26, 2017 at 2:02 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: https://twitter.com/GetUp/status/922359870182932480

Oct 26, 2017 at 4:29 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: YOU LEAVE BRANDIS ALONE COWS
Oct 26, 2017 at 4:29 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: HE HAS A GIANT BOOK SHELF FULL OF BOOKS!!!
Oct 27, 2017 at 7:47 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Okay
Oct 27, 2017 at 8:16 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]:
Oct 27, 2017 at 9:32 AM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Lerl sharts censored
Oct 27, 2017 at 11:05 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]:
Oct 27, 2017 at 11:19 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]:
Oct 27, 2017 at 11:35 AM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: http://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2017-10-27/captcha-cracking-artificial-intelligence-machine-learning/9080608
Oct 27, 2017 at 12:20 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: 2.15 today we find out if BAAArnaby gets to stay
Oct 27, 2017 at 12:44 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Excellent result -> Barnaby gets the chop; even more excellent -> Windsor wins the by-election. Ohh the lols…
Oct 27, 2017 at 12:48 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: NERB!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 27, 2017 at 12:48 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: U MONKEY!!!!
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:13 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: almost baaaarnaby time, i have this awful feeling they are going to let him stay though -.-
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:16 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: *gets popcorn*
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:16 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: Always one to buckj the trend, I dont mind barnaby tbh
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:17 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: His red faced indignation and internal fury when someone asks him a good question is amusing
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:19 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: #BREAKING Joyce disqualified @abcnews #Citizenship7
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:19 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: I just reckon the nats do piss poor for farmers, which is who they claim to help
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:20 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: the government now do not have their one seat majority they had, until theres a by-election
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:21 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: Canavan and Xenophon not disqualified
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:24 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: everyone else is gone, so pretty much as it should be
Oct 27, 2017 at 1:44 PM – [user=6339]TopCAt![/user]: someone in the high court said no to bj

Oct 27, 2017 at 3:12 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Zomg, salty popcorn time
Oct 27, 2017 at 3:13 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Suck it barnaby
Oct 27, 2017 at 7:55 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: https://imgur.com/JQEetD7
Oct 27, 2017 at 8:09 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: http://www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/steven-bradbury-identified-last-non-dual-citizen-eligible-parliament/
Oct 27, 2017 at 8:15 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: I think my drama llamas died of overdose

Oct 29, 2017 9:50 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: http://upyourgif.com/gif.php?id=1616
Oct 29, 2017 11:22 AM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: v
Oct 29, 2017 1:57 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: https://m.imgur.com/r/WTF/z5KOWUe

Oct 29, 2017 at 2:16 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Ermagerd streets empolyees wanting consumers to stop buying their products
Oct 29, 2017 at 2:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: In protest to unilever terminating their enterprise constracts
Oct 29, 2017 at 2:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Talk about shooting yourself in the foot
Oct 29, 2017 at 2:17 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: /Doempalm
Oct 29, 2017 at 2:19 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Wonder how long till unilever pulls the plug on the minto factory and gets everything made from thailand or some other SE ASIAN country
Oct 29, 2017 at 4:30 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Just let anyone try and get between me and my Magnums…
Oct 29, 2017 at 6:40 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: hurr hurr, you know the yanks have a popular brand of condoms called magnums?
Oct 29, 2017 at 7:47 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: …and it was the weapon of choice for Dirty Harry
Oct 29, 2017 at 9:14 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Yanks use trojans
Oct 29, 2017 at 10:21 PM – [user=6437]OZ Invader[/user]: i dont like being called haxer horus accused me of it called me dirty hacker
Oct 30, 2017 at 8:24 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: I suspect he was trolling m8, he does that lol

Oct 30, 2017 at 2:31 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Horus doesnt joek abouthackers
Oct 30, 2017 at 2:32 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Ban invader
Oct 30, 2017 at 5:06 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: kek
Oct 30, 2017 at 8:11 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Anyone seen the drama ‘The Deuce’ ? Bloody good stuff. Just finished binge watching it. I think all 8 eps are currently on Fuxtel (me use something else :angelic: )
Oct 30, 2017 at 8:14 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: watching the movie the big short at the minute
Oct 30, 2017 at 8:52 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Grab it Cowsy et al, it’s not every day I bang on about a new TV series. -> https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_deuce/s01
Oct 30, 2017 at 10:24 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: The shit is getting closer to the fan… http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-30/paul-manafort-donald-trump-russia-inquiry/9101372
Oct 31, 2017 at 8:54 AM – [user=2428]Ulti[/user]: merp.
Oct 31, 2017 at 10:09 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: ^^ that

Oct 31, 2017 at 4:13 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Le trump in trouble
Oct 31, 2017 at 4:43 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: again..
Oct 31, 2017 at 4:44 PM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: How’s Brisvegas Sir Nerbalot ?
Oct 31, 2017 at 5:08 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: Warm sharts. It’s pretty laid back too. Enjoying life a bit more
Oct 31, 2017 at 6:28 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: Yer Sydney is all rush and elbows. The Qld regions are even more laid back – they reckon Brisbane is too hectic.
Oct 31, 2017 at 6:32 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: How laid back ? I rang tradie to get my garage roller door fixed – wait time 1 week. Rang another tradie to fix my fence – wait time 1 week :bored:
Oct 31, 2017 at 6:32 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: lol yet another citizenship nab in the senate
Oct 31, 2017 at 6:33 PM – [user=156]Baker Street[/user]: pity it wasn’t in the house – that would’ve seen Mal hotfoot it back to Aus
Oct 31, 2017 at 6:37 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: for some strange reason they are against everyone being audited
Oct 31, 2017 at 6:50 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/herp-derp-for-youtube/ioomnmgjblnnolpdgdhebainmfbipjoh
Oct 31, 2017 at 6:50 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: essential addition to any self respecting derp herp derpity derp derp
Oct 31, 2017 at 7:22 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Holy shit, bodies of 8 ppl found in tokyo apartment
Oct 31, 2017 at 7:22 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/japanese-man-arrested-after-concealing-nine-bodies-in-his-apartment/news-story/1698edbaa06ce91e196722d940848ebe
Oct 31, 2017 at 7:23 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: *9 bodies
Oct 31, 2017 at 7:32 PM – [user=508]cccdfern[/user]: bloody ell
Oct 31, 2017 at 7:41 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Dismembered body parts stuffed in eskies topped with kitty litter…..
Oct 31, 2017 at 7:41 PM – [user=176]nelots[/user]: Guess the guy didnt have any crawl spaces
Oct 31, 2017 at 7:47 PM – [user=1301]CowsWithGuns[/user]: never heard of lime, apparently
Oct 31, 2017 at 9:46 PM – [user=342]noobItUp[/user]: That’s some jefferey dahmer level sh1t there
Oct 31, 2017 at 9:54 PM – [user=6437]OZ Invader[/user]: hi peeps
Nov 1, 2017 at 7:14 AM – [user=2875]Sh1rts[/user]: Fkin lol @ that YT extension ferny herp derp