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(@nelots)
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Dear Dr Noob,

I have scheduled a joy flight within the next few weeks, during the flight I have been advised that I might experience in-excess of 7g – 10g’s :O
My question is, during such an incident will there be any physical traumas that I may experience?
My main concern is having my gonads stretch to the length of an old farts(I dont want to play clonkers with my thighs everytime I walk).
Do you have any recommendations or advice to prevent such an occurrence?

P.S – I have already been fitted with a G-suit but I’m wondering if further precautions should be undertaken.

P.P.S – Trigger Happy wants to know if there are any discrete pharmacies around the banana bender state which will provide him with pubic lice/crab cream, his a little embarrassed after spending the weekend up in the mountains with messenjah.

Your an inbecile full stop.

noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again


   
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(@bucket)
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I don’t think you need be concerned about those gonads Mr Nelots, from what I’ve been reliably told, they haven’t dropped yet so they’ll be fine where they are. If your voice should suddenly change from its current squeak to a deep bass tone while you are in flight I would recommend you hang on to them tight with both hands. ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

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(@nelots)
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^Lol, then should I at least wear a cup? I mean 7g- 10g’s is alot of force whilst going sideways :S

In one of those training pamphlets it tells me to brace myself and pretend to be constipated whilst under high strain so Dr Noob should I also wear adult nappies?

Your an inbecile full stop.

noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again


   
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(@the-admiral)
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Omfg BR. Should put Matthew on it.

@ Nelots: Cups are for pussies. Just hold on tight with your hands dude. Everyone will have more respect for you. Which is what it’s all about.


   
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(@trigger-happy)
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Mess gave me more than crabs ๐Ÿ™
What does Dr Noob recommend for rashes “down there”.

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(@nelots)
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Mess gave me more than crabs ๐Ÿ™
What does Dr Noob recommend for rashes “down there”.

With my extensive professional medical experience, my advice is to do the once over the rashes with a cheese grater and if the rashes persist a nice 10min blow torch session should cook that sucker out of your system for good!

Your an inbecile full stop.

noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again


   
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(@abolisher)
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XD lol’d


   
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(@noobitup)
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nelots, it sounds like you have been the victim of some serious mis-advertising. What kind of joy-flight results in 7-10gs? No joy there at all imho. I believe irl you are older than me nelots, can I conclude that this means you are also in a family kind of arrangement? If this is the case, then your need of your jatz crackers is probably history by now anyway.

To share a recent noob irl annecdote: recently during a weekend trip to the supermarket, as I was folding up #1 mini-noobs pram, i got my finger jammed in the mechanism. As I doubled over in pain Mrs noob later told me that she thought I had somehow collected myself in the fruits & thought to herself “oh well – he doesn’t need those anymore anyway”. Apparently my best days are behind me

As for trigs & his certain reddness, I suspect that the redness might actually be a result of repeated vigorous physical activity rather than a medical condition. Trigs, my advice is to give Jah a well earned break.

Test.


   
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(@joke-d)
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What kind of joy-flight results in 7-10gs

yea i reckon. Fighter pilot’s fail their training courses if they go over 5g’s, and at 7g’s people pass out :S

If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants

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(@nelots)
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yea i reckon. Fighter pilot’s fail their training courses if they go over 5g’s, and at 7g’s people pass out :S

That’s right they’ll only fail if they’re in training courses but fully fledged fighter pilots, well at least in South Africa and Russia are allowed to pull suicidal maneuvers without any repercussions apart from the likely hood of blacking out mid-flight and killing themselves.
Also the 7g- 10gs will be the vertical ascend or decline not horizontal plane and the g-suit and breathing crap they teach you do help with coping with the forces experienced.

BTW just received an options price list, apparently if I pay a little extra I can par-take in a bombing run ๐Ÿ˜€

Your an inbecile full stop.

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(@trigger-happy)
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BTW just received an options price list, apparently if I pay a little extra I can par-take in a bombing run ๐Ÿ˜€

DOOOO ITTTTTTTT

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(@noobitup)
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Do you get to choose the target of said bombing run?

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(@nelots)
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Do you get to choose the target of said bombing run?

Why you hoping to get some renovations done at your place?

But sadly no, the target will be 2 of 5 abandoned buildings stretching about a quarter mile :S
Hope theres tanks/cars in between all that ๐Ÿ˜€

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(@noobitup)
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How is it that we have a thread going that someone is worried about their nutz hanging low from experiencing too many G’s and there hasn’t been a single G-Train reference worked into it?

Failthread.

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(@nelots)
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What does old man ball sacks have to do with G-train? his only good for short jokes not long ones ๐Ÿ™‚

failnoob

Your an inbecile full stop.

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