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(@noobitup)
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It appears that Mrs Noob may have scabies. Apparently there has been an outbreak at little noob #1’s childcare centre and we think he may have brought it home.

Now, usually I am on the advice giving side of thing as my role of Dr Noob, but in this case I appeal to the greater ET community: what should noob do about his scabies infested missus? Please bear in mind that I can’t upgrade to Mrs noob 2.0 as that would cost too much money.

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(@skankymoe)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scabies

Personaly Id just give a few sprays of Baygon every hour, on the hour, for 24 hours.
Thats the best and quickest way to clear up a dose of crabs, scabies are like crabs.

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(@nelots)
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Don’t listen to skank or you’ll receive this kind of letter in the mail from Mrs Noob….

So heres the real cure for scabies:
– Feed her 3 doses of Coogee Bay Hotel ice-creams a day for 6 weeks.
– Make sure you glad wrap every inch of her body so she won’t infect others since scabies are very contagious.
– Always duct tape her mouth because scabies will cause her to scream random obscenities 24/7.
– Finally get yourself a few kegs of good quality beer, it’ll keep you mellow during the traumatic times ahead.

Your an inbecile full stop.

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(@morbit)
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http://yougotowned.net/
or
http://knol.google.com/k/scabies#

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Treatment & Control

Once diagnosed, most scabies infections are easy to control, providing the directions of the scabicide treatments are followed. Any pharmacy will supply a chemical preparation, and a prescription is not necessary. Care should be taken in re-applying scabicides unnecessarily, to avoid skin irritation and added costs. In most cases, itching may persist for a week or more after the treatment, but this is not necessarily a sign of treatment failure. Re-examination of the patient at four weeks after the treatment is appropriate. At the commencement of the treatment, bed linen and underwear of the patient should be washed in hot water and hot tumble dried, but there is no need to treat furniture or rooms with an insecticide. A common problem of treatment failure is insufficient coverage of the body with the scabicide, and resistance is rare. For patients diagnosed with crusted scabies, the patient should be isolated, and barrier nursing implemented throughout the treatment. All individuals that have had significant contact with the primary patient should also be treated. Scabies is highly contagious in overcrowded situations and close contact with infected individuals should be avoided. Touching, shaking hands, or sharing beds and contaminated objects of an infected person are common modes of transmission. 

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(@skankymoe)
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Treatment & Control

Any pharmacy will supply a chemical preparation, and a prescription is not necessary. 

Just abit i found.

Like I said, Baygon FTW

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(@trigger-happy)
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Unlucky scabies are itchy as hell. They are contagious but they only enter through certain parts of the skin, that being around your feet and hands/wrists. So you should be ok about not getting them if you just don’t touch her with those parts of the body 😛
Good luck Mr Foot Fetish.

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(@noobitup)
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scabies are like crabs.

Hmm, I should probably get G-Train to ask his mum then. She may provide some useful insights.

I like where you are going skank, but maybe we could get these guys in on the job?

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(@sunncaeks)
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Well at least it’s not rabies, or worse…

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(@nelots)
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I like where you are going skank, but maybe we could get these guys in on the job?

Or these guys???

Your an inbecile full stop.

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(@noobitup)
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I wonder if you can hire a hazmat team for personal use?

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(@nelots)
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I wonder if you can hire a hazmat team for personal use?

They’re called fire fighters and yes you can hire them.

Your an inbecile full stop.

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(@noobitup)
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Yeah, but everytime I hire one of those they take their clothes off and dance around collecting $50 notes in their G-Strings.

Maybe that was where the scabies came from in the first place?

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(@fraggle)
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Just incase no-one has mentioned it, but im assuming thats what the hasmat pics are about but to be on the safe side.

It is highly contagious so keep your distance, no towel sharing etc..
wash hands reguarly and no bodily contact.
QUARENTEEN her!!
Also you will need to do all food prep shopping paying etc untill she is no longer contagious!

Pics or it never happened lol wait a man doing household duties lol it never happened cancel pics.

😆


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(@noobitup)
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Or these guys???

I like mine better. They look like the beastie boys from Intergalactic!

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