Jah, the answer to this seems obvious to me providing you have access to some sort of large backyard / dungeon facility in which to keep your significant other captive. This seems to be all the rage at the moment. Seems to me that you probably have 2 options.

a) you can go Fritzl style and keep your cousin locked up and denied any sort of stimulus (apart from yourself)
b) go for the Jaycee Lee Dugard in which your captive might even get some stockholm syndrome happening

Personally I lean towards option b), as it opens up other potential commercial avenues. Dugard was also forced to help out with the family business, which can also help out with your dungeon building out of pocket expenses.

I<3Sardoo.

Mess, follow that advice. It's brilliant. I'm so going to do it when I find me a cute asian girl.

smack yourself in the face and you’ll be fine 😆

Jah, the answer to this seems obvious to me providing you have access to some sort of large backyard / dungeon facility in which to keep your significant other captive. This seems to be all the rage at the moment. Seems to me that you probably have 2 options.

a) you can go Fritzl style and keep your cousin locked up and denied any sort of stimulus (apart from yourself)
b) go for the Jaycee Lee Dugard in which your captive might even get some stockholm syndrome happening

Personally I lean towards option b), as it opens up other potential commercial avenues. Dugard was also forced to help out with the family business, which can also help out with your dungeon building out of pocket expenses.

I<3Sardoo.

Mess, follow that advice. It's brilliant. I'm so going to do it when I find me a cute asian girl.

Noob I think you’ve saved me alot of heart-ache!
I do so happen to have a dungeon type facility under my house.. so I’m going to have to lock in option A.

How do I stop my family knowing she’s down there but? 🙁

Dude, you have to pretend to start a band, and say you want to practice down there, so you need to sound-proof it.

Is it one of those sub level things, like the Simpson’s Basement where you can see into it from outside – the small window at the top of the wall? Because if so, don’t forget to secure that, to prevent her escaping.

I’m pretty sure though that you can just use your manly/cousinly charm on her and she’d consent to it. If she did, you could just keep her in your closet. Much easier. 😉

Jah, since you prefer to roll fritzl style, make sure while securing your basement make sure you minimise the amount of sound / natural light available. Sensory deprivation is the key in the dehumanising process here. Once you have your subject in place, it should take a matter of a few short months to utterly break the will of the object of your affections.

Regarding keeping your “upstairs family” none the wiser about your “downstairs family”, its probably best to conjure up some sort of passtime that will involve you spending a fair bit of time “away from the house”. It should be something that is perhaps slightly uncool as to add plausibility (not rock star or international surfing superstar). Something like amatuer geology enthusiast might work. The main thing to keep in mind here is to become fairly reclusive yourself and also quick to temper if anyone mentions your time away from your “upstairs family”. That way you can minimise questions.

Good luck

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Jah, since you prefer to roll fritzl style, make sure while securing your basement make sure you minimise the amount of sound / natural light available. Sensory deprivation is the key in the dehumanising process here. Once you have your subject in place, it should take a matter of a few short months to utterly break the will of the object of your affections.

Regarding keeping your “upstairs family” none the wiser about your “downstairs family”, its probably best to conjure up some sort of pastime that will involve you spending a fair bit of time “away from the house”. It should be something that is perhaps slightly uncool as to add plausibility (not rock star or international surfing superstar). Something like amateer geology enthusiast might work. The main thing to keep in mind here is to become fairly reclusive yourself and also quick to temper if anyone mentions your time away from your “upstairs family”. That way you can minimise questions.

Good luck

Mmmm, amateur geology enthusiast is a good one. You’re good at this dude. When I get to the final stages of preparation for kidnapping a cute asian girl to be my sex slave, I’ll hit you up to run over my plans. 😉

Happy to help where I can. Also, if things should go wrong, I am also available for advice on disposal of bodies. Standard Dr. noob consulting rates apply.

Happy to help where I can. Also, if things should go wrong, I am also available for advice on disposal of bodies. Standard Dr. noob consulting rates apply.

<3 Noob. You're the bestest.

Happy to help where I can. Also, if things should go wrong, I am also available for advice on disposal of bodies. Standard Dr. noob consulting rates apply.

i hear pig’s work well.

Brick Top: You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

Jah, since you prefer to roll fritzl style, make sure while securing your basement make sure you minimise the amount of sound / natural light available. Sensory deprivation is the key in the dehumanising process here. Once you have your subject in place, it should take a matter of a few short months to utterly break the will of the object of your affections.

Regarding keeping your “upstairs family” none the wiser about your “downstairs family”, its probably best to conjure up some sort of passtime that will involve you spending a fair bit of time “away from the house”. It should be something that is perhaps slightly uncool as to add plausibility (not rock star or international surfing superstar). Something like amatuer geology enthusiast might work. The main thing to keep in mind here is to become fairly reclusive yourself and also quick to temper if anyone mentions your time away from your “upstairs family”. That way you can minimise questions.

Good luck

Cheers noob (money is in the mail). I am already an amateur geology enthusiast. So no need to make anything up 😀