Yah, but icky baby goo no longer bothers me.

The other day I was at work listening to a young guy whinging about being tired. I told him that he should try having kids and then get back to me about tired. He responded by trying to explain to me that once you have kids there is less work to do around the house because there are more people to divide the tasks by. I explained to him that, that very morning I had 2 different types of sh!t on m hand which did not belong to me before i left the house for work.

that very morning I had 2 different types of sh!t on m hand which did not belong to me before i left the house for work.

Was that before or after shaking hands with him? or the morning Hi 5??
Anyhow you only have one gremlin practicing the art of scat…. where’d the second come from? 😯
Also just heads up, in todays society there are some neat products called toilet paper, baby wipes and nappies.

meh, I have cats as well, one of which has exceedingly poor aim. No boom-headshot for her.

My wife made some helpful suggestion about gloves or something the other day. Of course I ignored her.

hey noob maaaate !

Fortunately dirty nappies made me spew so I got out of that job 😀

lewl bakes, maybe I shoulda tried that on mrs noob too?

Its too late noob, its just too late for that now 😀

OMG OMG the OGN forums have returned … On OZ.

<3 noob. Good to see you here!

Always gives me a chuckle when he plays on the server 😀

Omg omg omg noob in the house?
About time.
Now all we need is skanks back and we have the full night time crew back in action again for some lol conversations.

Cheers

heh – strap on your lollerskates.

I can’t begin to imagine the number of times I have been killed while trying to type something smart-@rse. Im come for the pew-pew but I stay for the lolz.

Wheres frog, we need to pick up where we left off with the macguyver vs magnum pi discussion.

Also bring back “Ask Dr Noob” sessions!!! I’m sure Trigger Happy has some embarrassing conditions he would like fixed since his AMI nasal sprays failed to get him up 😀

Yeah, frog was hillarious. That magnum PI vs Macgyver thread was pretty epic.

Also, frog’s rant on the sollar rollars versus the T Rexs was one of the funniest things I have read.

If anyone needs some couch time with Dr Noob, pls feel free to post & i can try to offer some sagely words of wisdom.

After the cheekiness – !fling noob will return. In spades!

Noob I need your help

Read my thread in the General Support section.
My cousin dumped me and I need to have sexual relations with her again – help me noob! =[

Dear Dr. Noob,

I was having a pleasant evening walking along the beach with my date, butz, when we decided to go back to his place for dessert 😉
We had a few beverages and found ourselves in the bedroom.
Just as it came time for butz to make me the happiest guy on the planet, he pulled out his spray on condom can and started on himself.
I felt a little awkward and lost the mood because hell, I’m not going to get pregnant because some guy wants to save some time by spraying it on and might not get full coverage.
So what am I do to do Dr. Noob? I think I love him but I can’t deal with this spray on business.
Please advise.

Cheers

Trigger Happy