Welp its this time of year again! Santa bunny comes down the chimney and eats all ur cookies.

What better time to say u luv ur family and give them cuddle. Or give lollies back to dairy. Or give shampoo back to flatmate cos u stole it.

srsly giz back shampoo.

Cake sorryee he not been around latelee. Internet company not let connections to australia without BIG fat delay. It like pushing black racoons mum up an escalator in her wheelchair. swear she put the breaks on just to make joke. Cake try and fix.

Cake luv u all. he think about u all the time. even while on toilet.

best wishes,
cakey