Whoah. I could have sworn I was living at teh Northern Beach[es].
Ha! got him!
Any true NZ’er would be camped in a little place we like to call bondi. Our plan is to gather as many kiwis as possible there and then nuke it! Pacific solution my @rse!
bahahaha!
Test.
An Australian rugby fan, a South African rugby fan and a New Zealand fan are all in Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them.
The mere possession Of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible Crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, They are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day, their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced:
“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”
The South African was first in line, he thought for a while and Then said:
“Please tie a pillow to my back.”
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Australian was next up. After watching the South African’s Horror he said smugly:
“Please fix two pillows to my back.” But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Australian was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).
The New Zealander was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
“You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”
“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness”, the Kiwi replied. In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me Not 20 lashes but 100 lashes.”
“Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you Are also very brave”.
The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
“If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish”?
“Tie the Australian to my back.”
“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”
“You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world
This bloke can’t of been a sheik, lying is a sin in arab culture.
If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants
NickelKroegerBack or GTFO!
“You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world
This bloke can’t of been a sheik, lying is a sin in arab culture.
Pssh. We’re like Norway without the grim.
Mer.
