Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs. They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed. When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen.
“I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshippers gathered. Then two priests walk to the centre of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the centre and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs.”
“Gee,” replied the other alien, “what happens next?”
“Then it begins to rain.”
😐
“Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.”
– Democritus (460-370bc)
bwahahahahah pommy bastard druid-cricket wannabes
Badges? I don’t want your steenking badges!
Hahahahahhaha, Classic Bakes 😆
by hillyjnr » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:28 pm
I didnt track him.. my mouse got stuck
That was some good lols. The same can be said about Wimbledon Open lol…i think it was the first time it didnt rain on more days than it has normaly during the tourney.
🙂 i dont get it but its a funny joke
🙂 i dont get it but its a funny joke
lol joy. It’s because it always rains when you play cricket 😛
And so it is like a rain dance to the aliens 😉
Cheers
:O ohhh
but when they play in australia it isnt…
is it?
idk cricket makes me sleep
not many hot players lol
not many hot players lol
Absolute rubbish, there was not a finer example of the male form than David Boon 😛
54 cans of VB on a flight from England to Australia, a true Aussie hero.
by hillyjnr » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:28 pm
I didnt track him.. my mouse got stuck
Absolute rubbish, there was not a finer example of the male form than David Boon 😛
54 cans of VB on a flight from England to Australia, a true Aussie hero.
Sounds like a wager to me!!!
Somebody contact Qantas to ready the latrines and stock up on the beers!!!
Your an inbecile full stop.
noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again
who is david boom or whatever?
and who even drinks vb
go classy boys 🙂
bcardii jimmy jack johnny smirn bundy etc 😛
Zomg joy, you need to learn when not to speak in threads haha 😛 You just look silly 😉
Cheers
lol 😛
ahaha damn it
* zipped *
Haha that’s better 😛 It’s better if females don’t try and understand males sports 😉
Cheers
Haha that’s better 😛 It’s better if females don’t try and understand males sports 😉
Cheers
^Yeah TH, Do what you preach and zip it! 😀
Your an inbecile full stop.
noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again
Just because I hate cricket doesn’t mean I don’t know how it works 😉
Cheers
