Correct me if im wrong but arent aussies descended from convicts and prostitutes?
As are white NZ’ers so yea wut?
SIF!
Our ancestors weren’t shipped to NZ in chains and shackles like dirty convict sheep shaggers. 😛
“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”
^^ Nah the British brought the all the sheep to NZ, so all the poor farmers followed their lovers. Thats how NZ became a colony of Birtain.
If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants
NickelKroegerBack or GTFO!
I LIKE pita bread
P.S Joker – Thats blissful ignorance to you 😛
Lol i lived in Aus for 3 years and it is without a doubt a better country. Wish i could move back 🙁
^^ Nah the British brought the all the sheep to NZ, so all the poor farmers followed their lovers. Thats how NZ became a colony of Birtain.
😆
Balance on Earth…
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look Michael, look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”
“It’s a planet, replied God, “and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance”.
“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
“For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.”
“Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people” God continued, pointing to different countries. “And over there, I call this place America.
North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you see the balance?”
“Yes” said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a smallish land mass and asked, “What’s that one?”
“Ah” said God. “That’s New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found traveling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I’m also going to give them super- human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and feared by all who come across them”.
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, “You said there will be BALANCE!”
God replied wisely. “Wait until you see the buggers I’m putting next to them” 😛
“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”
^^ Nah the British brought the all the sheep to NZ, so all the poor farmers followed their lovers. Thats how NZ became a colony of Birtain.
😆
Balance on Earth…
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look Michael, look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”
“It’s a planet, replied God, “and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance”.
“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
“For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.”
“Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people” God continued, pointing to different countries. “And over there, I call this place America.
North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you see the balance?”
“Yes” said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a smallish land mass and asked, “What’s that one?”
“Ah” said God. “That’s New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found traveling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I’m also going to give them super- human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and feared by all who come across them”.
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, “You said there will be BALANCE!”
God replied wisely. “Wait until you see the buggers I’m putting next to them” 😛
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!!
^^ Nah the British brought the all the sheep to NZ, so all the poor farmers followed their lovers. Thats how NZ became a colony of Birtain.
😆
Balance on Earth…
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look Michael, look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”
“It’s a planet, replied God, “and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance”.
“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
“For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.”
“Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people” God continued, pointing to different countries. “And over there, I call this place America.
North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you see the balance?”
“Yes” said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a smallish land mass and asked, “What’s that one?”
“Ah” said God. “That’s New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found traveling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I’m also going to give them super- human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and feared by all who come across them”.
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, “You said there will be BALANCE!”
God replied wisely. “Wait until you see the buggers I’m putting next to them” 😛
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!!
Who said story telling is a lost art? 😛
With an attitude like that(unrealistic,but they still believe it),how can you not like kiwi’s? 😆
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World Cup
The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.
However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.
Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: “hello – is anyone there. Can anyone hear me”.
A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:
” Australia will win the Rugby World Cup”
“Thank god” said Snow White “at least Dopey’s still alive”
😀
“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”
*wipes away tears* 😀
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we wont be winning anything “union” in quite some time lol
Ulti has hacked since the down of time, and he is still mad that nobody will be his friend.
Australia always lifts for world cups though
haha touche.
Politically,
K-Rudd > John Key
K-Rudd > Helen Clark
Margret Thatcher = Helen Clark
If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants
NickelKroegerBack or GTFO!
LOL the utter sterness of Margret Thatcher would crush Helen Clark in the blink of an eye
Ulti has hacked since the down of time, and he is still mad that nobody will be his friend.
World Cup
The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.
However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.
Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: “hello – is anyone there. Can anyone hear me”.
A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:
” Australia will win the Rugby World Cup”
“Thank god” said Snow White “at least Dopey’s still alive”
😀
Lol it’s rare to find a new zealander who will steer the conversation towards recent results at the rugby world cup.
World Cup
The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.
However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.
Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: “hello – is anyone there. Can anyone hear me”.
A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:
” Australia will win the Rugby World Cup”
“Thank god” said Snow White “at least Dopey’s still alive”
😀
Lol it’s rare to find a new zealander who will steer the conversation towards recent results at the rugby world cup.
I’m pretty sure Dopey was referring to future results……
Dopey is obviously Australian.
“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”
Really? I could have sworn that this guy’s name was dopey….
His crystal ball also seems a little dusty.
Test.
