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(@frogma)
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Lol it’s rare to find a new zealander who will steer the conversation towards recent results at the rugby world cup.

I’m pretty sure Dopey was referring to future results……

Dopey is obviously Australian.

I’m aware. But a NZ’er making picking on the wallabies will naturally cause and Aussie to pick on the all blacks. Hence you “steer” the conversation towards NZ results. It’s a pretty common expression here in Australia, I’m sure it’ll arrive in NZ in the next couple of years.

EDIT: Oh I think I see the problem, the new zealander i was referring to was you, not dopey.

And noob, rofl, how did you ever find that picture? So good.


   
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(@noobitup)
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And noob, rofl, how did you ever find that picture? So good.

Isn’t it obvious that I am an avid reader of the Otago Daily?

It was actually carried as a good news article by Australian TV stations / print media shortly after the ABs crashed out of the most recent RWC. Its a classic picture that i’ve shared with many kiwi’s here at work. Never fails to amuse.

Test.


   
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(@inglourious-basterd)
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Hence you “steer” the conversation towards NZ results. It’s a pretty common expression here in Australia, I’m sure it’ll arrive in NZ in the next couple of years.

lol

EDIT: Oh I think I see the problem, the new zealander i was referring to was you, not dopey.

I am aware of this…

EDIT: Oh I think I see the problem, the Australian I’m conversing is dopey 😛

Kiwi bloke was on earth doing the Haka. Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual dance.

“Kamate, kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora……”

The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see what would happen if they would take a part of his brain away without him even knowing. So with their alien technology they sent a laser beam down that hit the Kiwi’s head and took a part of his brain away.

The Aliens then sat back to see what would happen.

“Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora…….”

What the??? The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing. The Kiwi guy could operate with less than a full brain. So they decided to send the beam down and take another part of his brain. The Aliens watched on.

“Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora……”

“WHAT!!!” the Aliens said to each other. “These Kiwis are very clever people even with half a brain. Let’s see what happens if we take the rest of it away and leave him with no brain at all!”

So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam down and took away the final part of the Kiwi’s brain.

“Now surely he won’t know anything at all.He should be too dumb and stupid to do anything now?”

And sure enough, with no brain and no knowledge of anything at all as the Aliens watched on the bloke sang,

“WALTZING MATILDA, WALTZING MATILDA……” 😛

“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”


   
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(@repent)
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Aussie have the best coach available in the world atm,but alas,even with this advantage,you cant make sugar out of sh1t.

wtf was the NZRFU thinking when they reappointed Graham Henry and turning their backs on Robbie Deans,causeing him to go offshore.

sigh


   
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(@noobitup)
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Aussie have the best coach available in the world atm,but alas,even with this advantage,you cant make sugar out of sh1t.

wtf was the NZRFU thinking when they reappointed Graham Henry and turning their backs on Robbie Deans,causeing him to go offshore.

sigh

Completely agree.

Test.


   
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(@sunncaeks)
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wtf was the NZRFU thinking when they reappointed Graham Henry and turning their backs on Robbie Deans,causeing him to go offshore.

>wtf was the NZRFU thinking when they reappointed Graham Henry
>wtf was the NZRFU thinking
>the NZRFU
>NZRFU
>FU
>F. U.

Mer.


   
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(@blusky)
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Joined: 16 years ago
Posts: 853
 

hehe luv ya work chris owen m8

half your skill is in your config


   
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(@bogan)
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Just scrolling through some old posts and came across this,you blokes talking behind my back eh?, Glad ya went off topic though ,i’m a shy little flower,now that i’m on the forum i better keep a close eye on some of these posts.
Cheers Boges (not really a Bogan,well cept for my flannies and beanies)


   
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(@noobitup)
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>wtf was the NZRFU thinking when they reappointed Graham Henry
>wtf was the NZRFU thinking
>the NZRFU
>NZRFU
>FU
>F. U.

umm, in hindsight, doesn’t seem such a terrible move now does it? ABs playing better than ever.

Test.


   
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(@sunncaeks)
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>wtf was the NZRFU thinking when they reappointed Graham Henry
>wtf was the NZRFU thinking
>the NZRFU
>NZRFU
>FU
>F. U.

umm, in hindsight, doesn’t seem such a terrible move now does it? ABs playing better than ever.

Bahah, true that. Was quite an old post, though.

Mer.


   
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(@bandido)
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Just scrolling through some old posts and came across this,you blokes talking behind my back eh?, Glad ya went off topic though ,i’m a shy little flower,now that i’m on the forum i better keep a close eye on some of these posts.
Cheers Boges (not really a Bogan,well cept for my flannies and beanies)

Only just found it myself lol


   
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(@joker)
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Posts: 910
 

Who would have thought that Bogan would end up becoming an OZ member hahaha

One of Oz’s great characters imo


   
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