He said to me!
He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said to me . . …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him. That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing.
He said to me.. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …… Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don’t know; it has never happened!
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him . . A widow.
He said to me…. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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Scrim Captain
He said……… why do women make up the above shit??? ……… Because the ladies like to gossip, b!tch and moan! :flamer:
Your an inbecile full stop.
noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again
He said……… why do women make up the above bobbla??? ……… Because the ladies like to gossip, b!tch and moan! :flamer:
If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants
NickelKroegerBack or GTFO!
What do u call a woman with two black eyes?
..Nothing. U already told her twice.
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Why don’t women have their drivers license?
… There are no roads between the kitchen and bedroom
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