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@ Jessica Watson: GTFO noob's telly already!

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(@noobitup)
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Izzit just me or is anyone else supremely OVER Jessica Watson???

Cheekz, please set your boat to RAMMING SPEED & send her pink lady to the bottom of the harbour!

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(@fraggle)
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Who?
Sorry but Who?

After leaving that post it didnt take me long to figure out who your on about
Shes plastered all over MSN’s home page!!
I havent watched tv much of late
If it was anything like the last younge fella that did something similar
They thrashed him to death on all channels on all “news” related topics!!
So yeah I hear you!!


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(@antagonist)
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Izzit just me or is anyone else supremely OVER Jessica Watson???

Cheekz, please set your boat to RAMMING SPEED & send her pink lady to the bottom of the harbour!

that made me lol… and yes cheekz RAMMING SPEED POST HASTE!

Ulti has hacked since the down of time, and he is still mad that nobody will be his friend.


   
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(@noobitup)
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BAH, all 3 free to air TV stations are covering this!!!

Do I dare turn it off on the off chance that cheekz really does ram her and I miss it?

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(@superminge)
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I’ve spent the better of the day swearing at the TV whenever a report appears on her, or advert about her comes on…

She is a stupid bitch who needs to GTFO everyones TV!! Not just your’s noob.


   
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(@noobitup)
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Well i’ve just finished watching the evening news on telly and can report that she made it to the opera house which means that cheekz covert mission was a complete failure!

-1 respect for cheekz for forcing noob to endure countless hours of overhyped teen sensationalism / admiration! I mean, do you realise how many hours Carl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson were ON MY TV TODAY??!?!?

Mrs noob casually observed this evening that if a 16 YO had discovered a cure for cancer they would be lucky for this amount of media attention. Noob concurs.

In cheekz defence I did observe 2 of those super fast anti-terrorist boats flanking her as she came through the heads. What kind of water borne terrorists are those things supposed to stop? Our humble cheekz? Money well spent KRUDD!

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(@aussieg)
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Spoilt little rich chick :rnade: sick of her


   
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(@noobitup)
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yeah, true that. when noob was a little noob, he participated in state and national championships for a certain type of small sailing boat. Noob hails from a small/medium sized town on the mid north coast of nsw.

Noob built his own boat & competed against his richer brethren from the big smoke. Noob’s results were mid range.

One thing noob learned was that yachting is a rich kid’s sport.

Many kids that finished above noob in said state or national championships where good kids but they were also very privileged kids.

Sailing / yachting = rich man’s sport.

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(@nico)
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Izzit just me or is anyone else supremely OVER Jessica Watson???

Cheekz, please set your boat to RAMMING SPEED & send her pink lady to the bottom of the harbour!

ahahahah lol nice


   
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(@nelots)
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I tried to pirate the whole charade but the water rats cautioned me 3 times to GTFO and stay outside the 200m exclusion zone ๐Ÿ™
Then when the fker got past the heads I was shunted the crap out by all these pesky boats that screamed around so I initiated plan B and started throwing spoiled butter(yeah sea sheppards tactics) but only managed to piss off a few surrounding fgts.
Then the fgts squealed and I was ordered to GTFO by Gary from the Coast Guard ๐Ÿ™
I tried…… then failed ๐Ÿ™ and even lost my trusty pirate hat ๐Ÿ™
-10 respect on self ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
+10 fail!!!

Your an inbecile full stop.

noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again


   
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(@sunncaeks)
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Who is Jessica Watson? lol

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(@antagonist)
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lol i can just imagine cheeks with the pirate hat on shouting abuse at her.. i would of liked that

Ulti has hacked since the down of time, and he is still mad that nobody will be his friend.


   
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(@noobitup)
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Lool cheeky, I must award points for effort. Employing sea sheppard tactics is a nice touch. You should have lined your boat up to get t-boned by her and then cry that she ran over your lovely boat.

Gawd morning TV was insufferable this morning. So many superlatives being thrown about I was going to be sick. “Australia’s latest hero” my arse. How many sixes did she hit off the final over of a T20 world cup final??? THATS HEROISM IMHO.

one disgruntled noob.

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(@nelots)
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I tried noob, before she reached the heads coast guards had a 200m exclusion zone and when she made it around all the other boats swarmed and I was pretty much shunted out of the way ๐Ÿ™
Should of seen the carnage though, was some mighty insurance claims with a few tardy skippers.

Anyway, if anyone happens to be around the heads area be on the lookout for my trusty pirate hat!!
$20 reward for its safe return!!!

Your an inbecile full stop.

noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again


   
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(@baker-street)
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yeah, true that. when noob was a little noob, he participated in state and national championships for a certain type of small sailing boat. Noob hails from a small/medium sized town on the mid north coast of nsw.

Noob built his own boat & competed against his richer brethren from the big smoke. Noob’s results were mid range.

One thing noob learned was that yachting is a rich kid’s sport.

Many kids that finished above noob in said state or national championships where good kids but they were also very privileged kids.

Sailing / yachting = rich man’s sport.

Prince Phillip once said “Imagine standing in freezing rain during a gale and ripping up 50 pound notes – thats sailing” ๐Ÿ˜€

“Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.”
– Democritus (460-370bc)


   
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