3. Meat. Teryaki Chicken would be nice but defs ham and turkey
4. Cheese. No thanks, i am vegan

Hmmmmmmm wtf lol Vegan’s are strict vegetarian’s, they don’t don’t eat any dairy or animal products

Apparently Joy is the kind of vegan that eats chicken, pig and turkey.

Someone please post all Fail or facepalm pics. Preferably a double fail or facepalm.
If there was a tripple, joy would get it 😛

Cheers

2. Footlong or six inch. How hungry are you? BR is a small boy so 6inch will do

FYI, I got a foot long and was still hungry.. there wasn’t that much in those things. You know not everything on someones body is relative to how much they can eat!

Your now speaking with an ex-Subway Sandwich Artist BR!

I would recommend ( as I concocted it myself whilst being a Sandwich Artist) seeing you seem to approve of meatball rolls!!

Each time you are asked a question give the following answer or print/write this out and hand it to them:

Pick your size 6″ or Footlong to suite your appetite or food requirements
White Bread plz
Meatballs plz (sometimes the meatballs are abit dry depending on who makes the meatball dish, you may not require any sauce if the meatballs are “juicy” ask them for extra sauce if they are “juicy”)
Swiss Cheese plz

They should ask you if you want it toasted, if they dont/havent asked you before now say:

Toasted plz
No salad (or tomatoe if you feel guilty about not having any salads and have to have atleast 1 to compensate) thanx
Pizza sauce, also known as Marinara Sauce, (if you asked for extra sauce when the meatballs were added dont ask for any of these)
and
1 Thin line of mayo plz
Salt and Pepper (if your into that, personally I dont have salt and Pepper,ever, S&P to please)

Thats the end of you new favorite subway roll!!
Now if your into cookies and nuts Id recommend 3 Maccadamia cookies!! The smarty cookies arent 3 bad either!!

Now to unwrap it, look for the triangle fold at one end and gently pull the inside fold untill you manage to open one it, peel the paper back form that end and taste heaven!! 😈

Good Luck!! Enjoy!
Fraggle

i was kindly joking around 😛
glad you guys picked it up haha
🙂

and i dont like cheese on my subway but i couldnt think of a creative way lol so i said vegan

Lactose intolerant would have worked better.

That or cheese wuss.

with my slight slysdexia i swear the topic said, Subway Experience worse then the Dockers… i came into disagree that no one on this good earth is worse then the Fremantle Dockers.. i was kinda cut when it said doctors :<

with my slight slysdexia i swear the topic said, Subway Experience worse then the Dockers… i came into disagree that no one on this good earth is worse then the Fremantle Dockers.. i was kinda cut when it said doctors :<

hahah win 😀

For what it’s worth, I totally understood all their questions. It was the UQ one, and Chris went after me at like ~1pm when it was super packed.

Anyway. What I normally get, but didn’t get that time:
Foot long italian herbs and cheese, else oregano or white
Subway club w/ double roast beef instead of double ham (or is it normally double turkey? idk)
Cheddar cheese. Ftw.
Carrot, cucumber. Again, ftw.
No sauce or salt/pepper.
Water. And if someone else is paying, an M & M cookie.

I think the moral of the story is that Chris needs to get out more if he’s only had Subway twice. Have you ever had kebabs?

For what it’s worth, I totally understood all their questions. It was the UQ one, and Chris went after me at like ~1pm when it was super packed.

Anyway. What I normally get, but didn’t get that time:
Foot long italian herbs and cheese, else oregano or white
Subway club w/ double roast beef instead of double ham (or is it normally double turkey? idk)
Cheddar cheese. Ftw.
Carrot, cucumber. Again, ftw.
No sauce or salt/pepper.
Water. And if someone else is paying, an M & M cookie.

I think the moral of the story is that Chris needs to get out more if he’s only had Subway twice. Have you ever had kebabs?

I get out heaps, Uni ensures that 5 days a week :(!

bottom line : chris you need a life away from your computer 🙂

a bit off topic but a way to piss of workers at hungry jacks is to do this

they will ask what do you want, you say a Big mac please, they will most likey say we dont have that…sooo after you say oh sorry THEN just keep asking stuff BUT as Mc donalds names lol hehehe it a good prank 😛

a bit off topic but a way to piss of workers at hungry jacks is to do this

they will ask what do you want, you say a Big mac please, they will most likey say we dont have that…sooo after you say oh sorry THEN just keep asking stuff BUT as Mc donalds names lol hehehe it a good prank 😛

Top prank if you’re five years old.

Cheers