bottom line : chris you need a life away from your computer 🙂
Sais the admin with 340 more posts then a member who has been on these forums atleast 3x longer! 😈
with my slight slysdexia i swear the topic said, Subway Experience worse then the Dockers… i came into disagree that no one on this good earth is worse then the Fremantle Dockers.. i was kinda cut when it said doctors :<
OMG Ant I’d have to say that’s the fricken best thing I’ve heard you say lol, I would rather have all my teeth pulled than watch a game of the Freo Cockers….OPPS Dockers 😆
10/10 for that one
a bit off topic but a way to piss of workers at hungry jacks is to do this
they will ask what do you want, you say a Big mac please, they will most likey say we dont have that…sooo after you say oh sorry THEN just keep asking stuff BUT as Mc donalds names lol hehehe it a good prank 😛
Top prank if you’re five years old.
Cheers
i lold at this… i too would just look at the person like a dickhead… the chick behind the counter would most likely bash them judging by there wheelchairs and dribble pads
Ulti has hacked since the down of time, and he is still mad that nobody will be his friend.
Sadley I have been known to go to Macca’s and ACCIDENTLY ask for a whopper with cheese, but thats not for a prank thats cause imma HJ’s girl and am thinking of food not what they have that HJ’s dont!!
It is a pretty lame thing to do as a prank thought I must agree!!
Mind you I have also need known to ask for a cottle of boke once or twice 2!! 😆
Im not dyslexic as far as i know!!
Scrim Captain
a bit off topic but a way to piss of workers at hungry jacks is to do this
they will ask what do you want, you say a Big mac please, they will most likey say we dont have that…sooo after you say oh sorry THEN just keep asking stuff BUT as Mc donalds names lol hehehe it a good prank 😛
Top prank if you’re five years old.
My best success for getting human saliva in my burger was back when Hungries had the ‘double delish’ burger. I would ask for a single delish. They would say “I’m sorry sir we don’t sell such a burger.” I would say “yo dude it’s just half a double, you do da maff, or is that why you flip burgers for a living?” They would say “OK” and try to charge me for a double delish. I would say “Hey wtf? I only ordered a single delish and you charged me for a double delish? This is madness right here.” To which they would respond “Sorry sir it isn’t any cheaper ordering a single over a double delish” to which I would cleverly respond “Oh in that case gimme a triple delish since you charge by a flat rate.” They would take the burger back flop 2 meats on it and ship it back to me. I would take it and serve it as cold as revenge to an enemy i had lined up.
Also with the subway deal, you guys are all average in the ordering department. I go italian herbs bread, when they ask 6 or 12 inches I say “im 12 inches… oh wait you mean my sandwich? then yeah actually 12 inches again.” i get meatballs with DOUBLE MEATS (thats like 16 meatballs right there it’s insane). If they ask what salad, i explode into histerical laughter. I say “salt, not pepper” like james bond ordering a martini. They gimme my sandwich and I unwrap it right there on the counter, take a large bite then put it down and walk out. Its a thug life for me.
I love you Frogma.
Sadley I have been known to go to Macca’s and ACCIDENTLY ask for a whopper with cheese, but thats not for a prank thats cause imma HJ’s girl and am thinking of food not what they have that HJ’s dont!!
It is a pretty lame thing to do as a prank thought I must agree!!Mind you I have also need known to ask for a cottle of boke once or twice 2!! 😆
Im not dyslexic as far as i know!!
i soo went on a side tangent when i read that, thyinking jee i bet kit would enjoy that frags lol. then i re read it haha bloody mind get out of the gutter
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My best success for getting human saliva in my burger was back when Hungries had the ‘double delish’ burger. I would ask for a single delish. They would say “I’m sorry sir we don’t sell such a burger.” I would say “yo dude it’s just half a double, you do da maff, or is that why you flip burgers for a living?” They would say “OK” and try to charge me for a double delish. I would say “Hey wtf? I only ordered a single delish and you charged me for a double delish? This is madness right here.” To which they would respond “Sorry sir it isn’t any cheaper ordering a single over a double delish” to which I would cleverly respond “Oh in that case gimme a triple delish since you charge by a flat rate.” They would take the burger back flop 2 meats on it and ship it back to me. I would take it and serve it as cold as revenge to an enemy i had lined up.
Also with the subway deal, you guys are all average in the ordering department. I go italian herbs bread, when they ask 6 or 12 inches I say “im 12 inches… oh wait you mean my sandwich? then yeah actually 12 inches again.” i get meatballs with DOUBLE MEATS (thats like 16 meatballs right there it’s insane). If they ask what salad, i explode into histerical laughter. I say “salt, not pepper” like james bond ordering a martini. They gimme my sandwich and I unwrap it right there on the counter, take a large bite then put it down and walk out. Its a thug life for me.
Good to have you back.
Cheers
Also with the subway deal, you guys are all average in the ordering department. I go italian herbs bread, when they ask 6 or 12 inches I say “im 12 inches… oh wait you mean my sandwich? then yeah actually 12 inches again.” i get meatballs with DOUBLE MEATS (thats like 16 meatballs right there it’s insane). If they ask what salad, i explode into histerical laughter. I say “salt, not pepper” like james bond ordering a martini. They gimme my sandwich and I unwrap it right there on the counter, take a large bite then put it down and walk out. Its a thug life for me.
Frog, when can we look forward to our next instructional guide / howto behave thuggishly? I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Frog, when can we look forward to our next instructional guide / howto behave thuggishly? I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
+1. Frog is the best thing about OZ. You’re the reason I visit these forums dude.
Alright well I don’t have time to do a full guide right now but here is a little snippet from today,
I ran into a skateboarding shop and yelled “BMX bikes RULE!!!” and ran out. They were all very upset as you can imagine. That’s just the sort of thing I do on a day-to-day basis. I’m insane.
^reallllleeeeehhhh?????? I ran into a strip joint last friday and yelled “They’re all transvestites!’ and some guy yells ‘We know!’. We were quite smashed by midnight so we has no clue where we waz.
As for the SUBWAY issue BR had…
There is an exam you can take online on how to order Subway sandwiches… i think its http://www.how2ordersubway.com or was it http://noobsguide2subway.com
Dont worry BR i had the same issue when I went to subway for the first time…you actually get to choose what you want from scratch so it can be difficult at first assesing the situation.
^reallllleeeeehhhh?????? I ran into a strip joint last friday and yelled “They’re all transvestites!’ and some guy yells ‘We know!’. We were quite smashed by midnight so we has no clue where we waz.
oh so [url]this was you[/url]?
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^reallllleeeeehhhh?????? I ran into a strip joint last friday and yelled “They’re all transvestites!’ and some guy yells ‘We know!’. We were quite smashed by midnight so we has no clue where we waz.
oh so [url]this was you[/url]?
hahahahaha lol no but I’m wondering what was going through his mind that made him fall and die down those stairs.
He was carrying a bike at the time? Thats some fetish…
