A real woman is a man’s best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let
him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible . . .
No wait . .
Sorry . . .
I’m thinking of whiskey . . .
It’s whiskey that does all that shit.
Never mind.
“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”
too true IB.
thats a good one i had a good laugh ! 😀
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Good old bottle of JD 😛
-let jah music play–
And they can’t dunk in basketball.
Ah beer does it for me (er well home brew of course)
Good ol’ Whisky.
Mer.
