By the unoficial degree of the action of making new posts… yada yada…

Put your anti-jokes here, yo. Iunno why, but I find them to be hilarious.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died?
Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl?
“I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents”