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 Inglourious Basterd
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Topic starter 24/05/2011 11:57 am  

Ange and I were having a couple of beers down on Trevs farm one day and we spotted Trevs pet sheep Bruce stuck in a fence with his head through the wire. After a few more beers, Bruce started looking pretty hawt and easy so I went up to Bruce the Sheep and gave him a good ol shagging…..

When I got back, I said to Ange ” Mate, that was sooooooo good” and Ange was like “oh wow, can I have a go at that? please, please!” I said “Yea mate, go for it!”…..

Ange then walks up to the fence beside Bruce and sticks his head through the wire.

God you’re SICK Ange! ;>

“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”


   
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 Bandido
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24/05/2011 12:47 pm  

Hahahahha you must have a ton of sheep jokes mate 😛


   
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 Inglourious Basterd
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Topic starter 24/05/2011 1:28 pm  

Hahahahha you must have a ton of sheep jokes mate 😛

Not so many Sheep jokes mate, but here’s one about a Horse….

Horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The Barman looks at the Horse and says “Why the long Face?” ;>

“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”


   
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 axobeteow
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24/05/2011 5:01 pm  

Troflrofl comedian tickle me pls lolololololo


   
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 Joke 😀
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24/05/2011 6:10 pm  

This happens to Ange in real life, except Inglorious is replaced by Ange’s girlfriend wearing leather and holding a whip.

If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants

NickelKroegerBack or GTFO!


   
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 Sunncaeks
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31/05/2011 6:41 pm  

Hahahahha you must have a ton of sheep jokes mate 😛

Not so many Sheep jokes mate, but here’s one about a Horse….

Horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The Barman looks at the Horse and says “Why the long Face?” ;>

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman looks at the Horse, and after some time refuses the Horse a drink. “Why not?”, the Horse enquires. “Because you’re a horse.”, replies the Barman.

Mer.


   
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 Trigger Happy
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31/05/2011 8:10 pm  

A horse walks into a bar, realises it isn’t human, then walks out again.

Cheers


   
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 Black Racoon
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31/05/2011 8:11 pm  

I don’t get any of these jokes 🙁 Is this an “in” joke?


   
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31/05/2011 8:41 pm  

I don’t get any of these jokes 🙁 Is this an “in” joke?

Anti-jokes, BR.

If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants

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 Baker Street
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31/05/2011 10:09 pm  

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman says “Hey we have drink named after you!”
and the horse says “What ? Fred ?!?!”

“Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.”
– Democritus (460-370bc)


   
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 G-Train
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01/06/2011 12:58 pm  

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman says “Hey we have drink named after you!”
and the horse says “What ? Fred ?!?!”

haha, nice one bakes 😆

by hillyjnr » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:28 pm

I didnt track him.. my mouse got stuck


   
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