Ange and I were having a couple of beers down on Trevs farm one day and we spotted Trevs pet sheep Bruce stuck in a fence with his head through the wire. After a few more beers, Bruce started looking pretty hawt and easy so I went up to Bruce the Sheep and gave him a good ol shagging…..
When I got back, I said to Ange ” Mate, that was sooooooo good” and Ange was like “oh wow, can I have a go at that? please, please!” I said “Yea mate, go for it!”…..
Ange then walks up to the fence beside Bruce and sticks his head through the wire.
God you’re SICK Ange! ;>
“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”
Hahahahha you must have a ton of sheep jokes mate 😛
Hahahahha you must have a ton of sheep jokes mate 😛
Not so many Sheep jokes mate, but here’s one about a Horse….
Horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The Barman looks at the Horse and says “Why the long Face?” ;>
“If life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade”
Troflrofl comedian tickle me pls lolololololo
This happens to Ange in real life, except Inglorious is replaced by Ange’s girlfriend wearing leather and holding a whip.
If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants
NickelKroegerBack or GTFO!
Hahahahha you must have a ton of sheep jokes mate 😛
Not so many Sheep jokes mate, but here’s one about a Horse….
Horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The Barman looks at the Horse and says “Why the long Face?” ;>
A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman looks at the Horse, and after some time refuses the Horse a drink. “Why not?”, the Horse enquires. “Because you’re a horse.”, replies the Barman.
Mer.
A horse walks into a bar, realises it isn’t human, then walks out again.
Cheers
I don’t get any of these jokes 🙁 Is this an “in” joke?
I don’t get any of these jokes 🙁 Is this an “in” joke?
Anti-jokes, BR.
If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants
NickelKroegerBack or GTFO!
A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman says “Hey we have drink named after you!”
and the horse says “What ? Fred ?!?!”
“Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.”
– Democritus (460-370bc)
A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman says “Hey we have drink named after you!”
and the horse says “What ? Fred ?!?!”
haha, nice one bakes 😆
by hillyjnr » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:28 pm
I didnt track him.. my mouse got stuck
