In the blue corner we have covie, in the red corner we have alch.
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Sh1rts: I hereby declare alch3my to be the most random person on the interweb
noobItUp: So random lol
alch3my: motherfuck you aint seen shit yet. ask any of the regs who knew me back when wolf:ET was anti
alch3my: hahah speaking of, ask matilda 😀
alch3my: I scare him.
Covert: is this guy implying that the game is full of cheats now? 😀
Sh1rts: u mean punkbuster ?
alch3my: pb no longer works with wolf:et . no longer supported. wanna find out? 😀
Covert: no shit
alch3my: and yes. full of little bitches who cant play legit.
Covert: you’re probably one of these idiots that cries out hacker everytime you get rolled?
alch3my: you must be some random cunt who only joined in the last 3 years?
Covert: only joined oz in the last few years, yes
alch3my: explains a lot
Covert: haha do tell
alch3my: cant explain 12yrs of wolf:et to a noob over text. its better you just google
CowsWithGuns: *gets popcorn*
Covert: haha righto chap, been playing this game since 2003.. have moderated a server and i used to listen to idiots like you coming up to me whinging about anyone beating them being a cheater
Covert: jog along trash
noobItUp: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/
alch3my: 2003? WOW YOU’RE SO OLD SCHOOL! .. A server full of bots and 0 players no doubt, hosted on your own dialup connection. … you’re a joke. ‘oh I moderat0rded servaz eye nose all’ … im not sure if im ejaculating or pissing myself with laughter right now
alch3my: I wish I was a tweenie running a shitty server and thinking that gives me cred.
CowsWithGuns: @nerb 
Womb@t: Cows pass me some of that popcorn please
noobItUp: gawd I love that picture
Covert: never said i ran a server big boy, fuck doing that shit
noobItUp: remember when I changed joeks forum pic with that?
Covert: i was just the guy that had to listen to retards like you that can’t handle the fact they are shit
Covert: and use other people ‘hacking’ to justify everything
alch3my: big indeed little bitch. Ill wont be wiping my boots before I kick your ass.
CowsWithGuns: @wombat 
Womb@t: lol
CowsWithGuns: or this 
Covert: haha ill have to start playing again so i can smash you ingame
alch3my: Who said anything about in game?
Womb@t: 0o0o00o
Covert: just promise you wont yelp cheat everytime you die, you seem like that sort of guy
Sh1rts: LOL is this reeally schmappening
noobItUp: internet thug
Covert: this alchemy is such a cute little puppy dog
Sh1rts: 😀
CowsWithGuns: this is going straight to the pool room tavern
Sh1rts: FARK OFF NERB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noobItUp: troll’d
alch3my: Game on little bitch.
Sh1rts: changing mah poasts all the bladdy time
Covert: dont chew up the rug puppppyyy
Sh1rts: LOL LOL LOL @ this fite
alch3my: Not one for fag bashing, but ill do anything once.
Sh1rts: is this gunna happen tonight cuz I think I might have to jump on ETpub
Sh1rts: for lolz and stuff
Covert: is this guy even any good?
Covert: comes across as a massive noob to me
CowsWithGuns: http://zeroshift.imgur.com/popcorn_gifs <
Sh1rts: fanx cowsy
alch3my: you're the fucking noob here child. 3 years? fucking lol. come back when you got some pubes.
Womb@t: lmao
Sh1rts: pleeeease please tell me there's gonna be a fite on ET tonight I can't wait
Covert: what has 3 years got to do with anything? haha you're arguments make less sense than zulu's
Womb@t: 30
Covert: but please, if i see you on the server at some stage ill do my best to join up
alch3my: fight IRL.
Sh1rts: THIS MUST HAPPEN
Sh1rts: rite gotta go
alch3my: not much of a fight, more of a fucking slaughter.
CowsWithGuns: 
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Covert: always the noobs who have terrible attitudes 😀
noobItUp: im off home nabs
noobItUp: tavern this plz cows
alch3my: What ever helps you sleep at night little one.
CowsWithGuns: y u no continue fighting gaiz, this is best entertainment at werk
alch3my: I think the kids gone to bite his pillow because he got fucked in the ass harder than he expected.
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Eh, Melon is a pretty cool guy, changes your signature and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Gold. :bookworm:
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
:woot: what the..
[url]”there lurks the skid demon”[/url]
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messages on my steam
alch3my: Chill out mate, cool your heels on the racism & don’t spam people, come back in a couple of days if you want. Thanks!. Your ban will be lifted on Aug 20, 2016.
alch3my: But you have no problem telling people where people are?
alch3my: ME EITHER!
alch3my: EAST HELLBOURNE
-OZ-CowsWithGuns: cause youve never said in the derpbox you are in wa, and perth isnt a place full of lots and lots of people?
alch3my: can you feel the unicorns
-OZ-CowsWithGuns: we are west of melbourne o.O
alch3my is now Online.
alch3my: moar?
alch3my: OKAY
alch3my is now Online.
alch3my: server gonna be full tonight ;>
alch3my: wouldnt waste ya time, its going to take more than a while 😉
alch3my: tell baker, why would I stop at one 😉
alch3my is now Online.
alch3my: hope ya know its all going back 😉
Eh, Melon is a pretty cool guy, changes your signature and doesn’t afraid of anything.
alch3my: now im going to have to do shirts too
alch3my: yeah xenforo, still probably got the basic sql sploit… test it and ill test the other things. tag.
just so you guys can see what hes up to
Eh, Melon is a pretty cool guy, changes your signature and doesn’t afraid of anything.
i doubt he is capable of anything more than dribbling shit for a very, very long time
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
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alch3my: tell baker, why would I stop at one 😉
lol, wtf I do? Seriously -> :borg:
“Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.”
– Democritus (460-370bc)
Ok here’s the edited version of part 2
Deleted parts include heavy rasicm so they were edited and he was given the holiday from the derpbox, then the forums when he went full tard
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Sh1rts: M8 this is comedy gold you aint wasting our time 😀
alch3my: pub hero? lol you still think you’re in a game. Cute kid.
Sh1rts: Nice 1 cowsy
Covert: is alchemy bandido?
alch3my: Hows those failed suicide attempts going covert? You know its down the street not across the tracks, right? If you want attention.. or someone to actually listen, there are people who are paid to deal with pedantic childish problems that you continue to have.
Covert: babbles a lot of the same bullshit
Covert: haha where did that even come from
Sh1rts: Unsure atm
Sh1rts: Ermaferkingherd what is going on now?
alch3my: Interesting school photo.. Why dont you smile
noobItUp: SHARTS NERB ON TRAIN TOO NAO
Covert: someone needs to translate this for me
Sh1rts: HE IS FOLLOWING ME I KNEW IT !!!
noobItUp: Leppington lyfe!
alch3my: no. you’re just that fucking stupid.
noobItUp: U on leppington train?
Covert: 😀
noobItUp: @ town hall now
Sh1rts: I’ll be home soon guys plz wait for me to get infront ET before you commence The Rumble In The Jungle
noobItUp: JUMBLE IN DA RUNGLE!
Covert: he has his ballet class soong shirts so alch will be afk for a while
Covert: run along twinkle toes
Sh1rts: LOL nerb like it m8
noobItUp: Jazz balet or gtfo
Sh1rts: Jeef berky ?
alch3my: covert.. I hope you know you can not hide behind the internet all your life. One day someone is going to point a gun to your tiny head and make you piss your little frilly girlly panties.
noobItUp: The very same
noobItUp: ITS BACK ON
Womb@t: 🙂
Sh1rts: like Donkey Kong !!
noobItUp: :woot:
Covert: lifes just like et tho, will just get me good m8 to revive me
alch3my: wrong kid. But you’re going to learn the hard way it seems.
Sh1rts: :wacky:
noobItUp: ARE YOU ON MY TRAIN OR NOT SHARTKENT?!?
Sh1rts: IF ONLY U KNEW
CowsWithGuns: *stabs covie with AIDS needle*
Covert: haha right, coming from the guy with obvious anger issues getting all keyboard warrior over nothing 😀
Covert: thanks cows!
alch3my: Obvious anger.. Yep. and you still want to continue. Ask them about lertwat. You’re going to be exactly like him.. and im going to treat you exactly like him.
Sh1rts: ok next stop mine, then 5 minutes to run home !! Pause the Apocalypse for me !!
Covert: I want to continue? XD are you not seeing all the empty rubbish threats you’re throwing out 😀
noobItUp: awe, ur not on mah train
Covert: this guy has to be bandido, surely
alch3my: Enjoy your time covert.
Covert: yep, definitely bandido haha
alch3my: I dont wear colours you useless derp
Womb@t: 0o0o0o
Covert: good job deleting this guys racial bullshit, was that you cows?
Covert: you have some problems my friend
alch3my: im not your friend. dickless.
noobItUp: I’ll allow that
Covert: sounds sexy
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The real question is.. WHAT TRAIN DID SHIRTS TAKE????
Eh, Melon is a pretty cool guy, changes your signature and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Sadly he was not on my leppington express.
Test.
Asking the real questions ! :woot::hungry::wacky::finger: Stay tuned for the next installment of “Shirty’s Magical Mystery Train” soon boys’n’girls !!
[url]”there lurks the skid demon”[/url]
Woke up and I had not been killed in my sleep.. you’re all talk alchemy 😀
Only tells half the story without the racism. I don’t even understand how racism fits into that discussion. I guess I will never know, one of the great mysteries of the derpbox.
Only tells half the story without the racism. I don’t even understand how racism fits into that discussion. I guess I will never know, one of the great mysteries of the derpbox.
well, depending on how phills archive script works, we may soon find out
I did check it out and the shoutbox doesnt have a mod log, at least as far as i can tell, so its gone
Eh, Melon is a pretty cool guy, changes your signature and doesn’t afraid of anything.
