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 Sph|nX
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Topic starter 28/03/2013 7:53 pm  

A while ago i ripped a little tear in the skin that holds the banjo skin on.
Being idiotic i just ignored it which would soon prove to be a chaotic mistake.
The next week during the doing the deed with my missus. i slipped out and went to go back in and i suddenly feel a sharp pain and i suddenly pull out and find myself covered in blood. As i couldnt believe i have injured my manhood i erupted in a sadistic series of laughter while my missus screamed as the shear terror of the blood coming out. I ran to the shower and cleaned it. after that i left it.

1 Week then passed and it had all healed with no broken skin expect for the giant hole in my skin underneath my banjo.
So now i have a giant hole which isnt giving me any problem buts its freaking out the missus abit.

That was 4 weeks ago. and its healed. any idea of anyways to smallen or remove the hole?


   
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 CowsWithGuns
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28/03/2013 10:45 pm  

Moved this from Medic Box…

Eh, Melon is a pretty cool guy, changes your signature and doesn’t afraid of anything.


   
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 Black Racoon
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29/03/2013 11:55 pm  

I don’t believe it took me 20 minutes on google to work out wtf “banjo skin” was. It’s called the frenulum, like the middle bit between you upper lip and your teeth. Apparently doctors make it all better, go to surgery and like 10 minutes local anesthetic i’ts stitched heals and be careful. Normally caused by a short foreskin or commonly known as frenuloplasty. Once again apparently short surgery local anesthetic, 1 months and you can go about your entanglement with your companion after as normal pain free and it shouldn’t happen again if you undergo it which shoudl repair it for good (involves just lengthening it mainly ).


   
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 Sph|nX
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Topic starter 31/03/2013 8:28 pm  

What would be the best way to fix this br


   
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 Liam:)
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02/04/2013 12:00 pm  

(involves just lengthening it mainly ).

Penis enlargement +1


   
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 nelots
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02/04/2013 11:15 pm  

any idea of anyways to smallen or remove the hole?

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Your an inbecile full stop.

noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again


   
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 Joke 😀
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03/04/2013 8:31 am  

WELCOME TO THE CLUB! I did this but with less holes and more rip’n’tear :<

Now that its healed over stitches/glue wont work for you, so you either get the chop or you deal with it

If you wanted to be my friend you wouldnt say i have pooey pants

NickelKroegerBack or GTFO!


   
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 arabidgypsy
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03/04/2013 9:23 am  

This is why jews are the master race.


   
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 nelots
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07/05/2013 5:47 pm  

Your an inbecile full stop.

noobItUp <> sorry I started playing with butz again


   
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 JoKeR
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09/05/2013 8:19 am  

why god(wtf)


   
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