stop being a try hard its for lols

And I’m telling you it didn’t generate lols.

“DASU DASU 4CHON /b/ IS GOOD LOL HURR DURR GET SUM RAGE IN HEAR”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: i need your help
Stranger: what ?
You: im trying to think up a cool new internet alias
You: do you think “phat” is cool?
You: or gay?
Stranger: what is phat ?
You: phat?
You: its like fat but with ‘ph’ instead of a ‘f’
Stranger: oh wow thats pretty shit
You: yeah you are like the 10th guy to say its gay in a row
You: it must be pretty bad
You: so wat do you do
Stranger: for what ?
You: a living
You: im a helicopter pilot
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: at least thats what i tell people
You: im trying to compensate for a small weiner
Stranger: …
Stranger: i living for Jesus
You: oh yeah? like a christian?
Stranger: im a christian
Stranger: are you christian ?
You: nah I throw rocks at christians for fun
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why?
You: i figure im not gonna be in the middle, ill either be a hardcore christian or a massive dick
You: i chose to be a dick coz throwing rocks is funner than sitting in church
Stranger: wtf is wrong with you?
You: a lot man. for one thing im in prison.
Stranger: yeah right
You: seriously, they think im doing an online course right now
Stranger: what are you in for
You: luring underage kids with online chat
You: how old are you btw?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol frog try harder next time not even a smurk,if ya gonna try and pay me out at least make it good like your other posts

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what’s your name?
You: Peter Griffin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.