Hi dudes.

Some people may know me from server, I am usually the shining light of truth and justice in an otherwise lawless world.
I have played this game for many a year now, going back to 3fl and GA etc etc.
I couldnt list my aliases if i tried. I usually change them for Lolz and there is usually some element of humour in the name, without specific political aspirations.

To earn a crust I am involved in technical trades. I have electrical and integrated systems experience and engineer large scale control systems for plant, hvac, automation on a daily basis. I also am self taught in Java, PHP and C so I write my own apps and algorithms to solve problems that cause brain hurt scenarios.
Im 32 now, a Brisbane local who also lives in Brisbane.

Originally from New Zealand, I travelled far and wide on a 3h:45m flight direct to Brisbane. Upon arriving, I grilled some sausages at Southbank parklands and took in the wonder of the brown river. An Ibis then ate the last chip from my lunchbag so I went back to my hotel with some serious questions to answer.

Such as – What is an Ibis? And – Are their beaks proof of evolution? They seem far too effective at locating that last chip deep in the bag to be not by design.
After that, I had to travel from one side of the city to the other for quite some time. I saw many girls but none talked to me. I am pretty sure there is something wrong with all of them.

Being of superior breeding stock, I have good athleticism and speed, quick wit, and a good ear for music. I have recently finished teaching God himself how to play guitar solos properly. I have had a few injuries over the years, including metal implants and broken bits an pieces. I usually heal up very quickly, and am immune to pain. Not too long ago, I decided to have a vasectomy for no reason and then run home, taking every staircase I could find.

ET is such a great game, in may ways it was a pioneer of the multiplayer scene, having morphed from the direct connection 1v1 of old school modem games. I am happy to continue donating to ensure it stays alive and actually quite enjoy seeing the same old faces on the server. If I have offended anyone over the course of my time, I would like to say the following- I dont think it is right to blame me for your offense. You need to blame your parents, for raising a feeble girly man.

In summary, I would make a stellar acquisition to this great team. Please do consider this application with utmost gumption.

Regards,
Topcat