Hi, I'm TriggerHappy and I am a frogaholic. My first time I found my frog fix was back on OGN whereby we had epic debates on trivial issues. I won some, he won some and we soon realised that our appetites for word games had developed into a full blown addiction for running circles around all those who dared to understand something so far above their heads. I took delight in knowing that frog would return with a superior intellectual pun with a twist of lemon to refresh my depraved mind of the normal flekz like dribble. From these tastes of what some would call the forbidden fruit of frog, I was hooked and kept looking for my next hit of the banter to come.
As of late, I had become close to ridding my flesh of these needs, however, just like a one night stand gone wrong, he was back to haunt me like the child I never knew I had. I now cannot see myself weening away from him and his words and feel that I cannot go on without him. He toys with me and says I will join WoW, I laughed hesitantly but soon realised this may be inevitable. Since this last mockery, I have recently bought a gun and in my geekish fetish for embedded systems, coded an audrino chip to trigger the firing mechanism of the gun pointed squarely at my temple should it detect a credit card payment going to the blizzard company. This may be my last attendance at this FA meeting should my life spiral intensely south to this conclusion. I wish you all the best with overcoming your addictions, sadly I think it may have gotten the better of me.
Cheers