Not willing to buy, instead have a semi-new SkankyMoe to trade.
Has gigs of ram, large harddrive and is very snappy. Does only have a three and a half inch floppy though, but for the right person I'm sure they can upgrade this part to something larger. Reliable but tends to crash under large volumes of QQ but overall a good trade.
The skank is older than the Joy you are selling, however this product will not let you down.
Live in the local area to your product so a mutual meeting place can be made to reduce postage costs.
If goods are not as described, what is the period in which we can return them?
Stealing her before sale sounds tempting. I KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES. Not the address, or even really how to get there, but if I walked around in the general area enough, I'm sure I'd find your place again.