noobMeUp

[noobItUp]

Hallo, I think many of you already know me. I am a long time ET noob & have decided to join your illustrious forum.

Let me pls introduce myself:
* I like long walks on the beach
* Movies with Bette Midler
* Starring wistfully into the eyes of my significant other
* Kittens
* Tapdancing on G-Train's jelmet

Please treat me gentle - i'm new here.

 

[Lucky]

Let me be the first to say Welcome to OZ noob :)

 

[paralysis]

noobitup likes it rough

 

[Hicksy]

noob!!!!!

omfg sif thats ur first post!!

u slacker lol

welcome aboard buddy

 

[superMINGE]

NOOOOOOBBBB!!!!! good to see you on forums buddy :-)

<3 the noob!!

 

[noobItUp]

TY for all teh <3

You can all expect a rise in standards of posts now that I am here to provide well thought out and succinctly delivered arguments.

P.S. hor has man bewbs.

 

[Sunncaeks]

Welcome, noob.

Oooh, I too like kittens!

Man... Hor. Really? Man bewbs? Go to a gym or something. Lol.

 

[Mcdavid]

Welcome Mate.

 

[Black Racoon]

Enjoy your stay mate, hope you have many GGZ :)

 

[HaPpY]

welcomez aboard

and yet another cop sitting on his fat ass eating donuts? wat a life aye horus? <3 u 2 lol

 

[Guest]

hahaha heyy noobie :)

 

[nelots]

noob has your new edition macguyver'd his or her way out of your mrs's womb yet? and sif treat you gentle!

 

[Lestat]

Noob is another cop? since when? and if so what a lol ... sitting playing ET... instead of catching bad guy's.?Is that how police get training these day's? Free FPS shooter's? and yackin on "Fps game forum's" wow what a use of police resource's,watch out next if you kill them in game it will be a "murder charge" lol.But on a sers note i enjoyed MG42 u Noob at every chance i had!.

 

[noobItUp]

I didn't realise I had to be a policeman in order to hassle hor?

i'll come clean, i'm not constable noob, i'm in IT.

#2 mini noob is still in pre-release beta. Looking to go live sometime in November.

 

[nelots]

#2 mini noob is still in pre-release beta. Looking to go live sometime in November.

So Official release in November, guess your Christmas this year will be filled with milky puke and mystery projectile mucus.

 

[noobItUp]

Yah, but icky baby goo no longer bothers me.

The other day I was at work listening to a young guy whinging about being tired. I told him that he should try having kids and then get back to me about tired. He responded by trying to explain to me that once you have kids there is less work to do around the house because there are more people to divide the tasks by. I explained to him that, that very morning I had 2 different types of sh!t on m hand which did not belong to me before i left the house for work.

 

[nelots]

that very morning I had 2 different types of sh!t on m hand which did not belong to me before i left the house for work.

Was that before or after shaking hands with him? or the morning Hi 5??
Anyhow you only have one gremlin practicing the art of scat.... where'd the second come from? :shock:
Also just heads up, in todays society there are some neat products called toilet paper, baby wipes and nappies.

 

[noobItUp]

meh, I have cats as well, one of which has exceedingly poor aim. No boom-headshot for her.

My wife made some helpful suggestion about gloves or something the other day. Of course I ignored her.

 

[Baker Street]

hey noob maaaate !

Fortunately dirty nappies made me spew so I got out of that job

 

[noobItUp]

lewl bakes, maybe I shoulda tried that on mrs noob too?