Now I know that would seem to paint me as the guilty party, but I assure you there is more to this matter than meets the eye. Firstly Fireman_DJ (who I know irl - we are good buddies) called me on my mobile and said, "hey man I bet you can't jump on my head". Never being one to back down from a challenge I said "watch me". When it ended up killing him I was shocked... "I didn't mean to kill you!" I pleaded, but he merely chuckled "don't worry this is fun". And so we continued, me jumping on his head, him chuckling like a chubby 10yr old. I was completely oblivious to the fact that he was recording in an attempt to bring me down!!Fireman_DJ said:
And why would he do that? you might ask... after all we are buddies irl, right?
Well it turn's out that one night irl I seem to recall a few accidental jumps where my head went that way and my legs went this way and I somehow managed to land in his wife. I emphasis this was a complete accident that Fireman would later misconstrue as an intentional "affair" and would cause him to build a plot to get back at me. I am most definately the victim in Fireman DJ's ingenius plot to bring me down and only you can stop him!! DONT LET HIM WIN!!
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