Subway Experience worse then Doctors

[Guest]

i was kindly joking around
glad you guys picked it up haha
:)

and i dont like cheese on my subway but i couldnt think of a creative way lol so i said vegan

 

[Sunncaeks]

Lactose intolerant would have worked better.

 

[noobItUp]

That or cheese wuss.

 

[Antagonist]

with my slight slysdexia i swear the topic said, Subway Experience worse then the Dockers... i came into disagree that no one on this good earth is worse then the Fremantle Dockers.. i was kinda cut when it said doctors :<

 

[Joke :D]

with my slight slysdexia i swear the topic said, Subway Experience worse then the Dockers... i came into disagree that no one on this good earth is worse then the Fremantle Dockers.. i was kinda cut when it said doctors :<

hahah win

 

[The Admiral]

For what it's worth, I totally understood all their questions. It was the UQ one, and Chris went after me at like ~1pm when it was super packed.

Anyway. What I normally get, but didn't get that time:
Foot long italian herbs and cheese, else oregano or white
Subway club w/ double roast beef instead of double ham (or is it normally double turkey? idk)
Cheddar cheese. Ftw.
Carrot, cucumber. Again, ftw.
No sauce or salt/pepper.
Water. And if someone else is paying, an M & M cookie.

I think the moral of the story is that Chris needs to get out more if he's only had Subway twice. Have you ever had kebabs?

 

[Black Racoon]

For what it's worth, I totally understood all their questions. It was the UQ one, and Chris went after me at like ~1pm when it was super packed.

Anyway. What I normally get, but didn't get that time:
Foot long italian herbs and cheese, else oregano or white
Subway club w/ double roast beef instead of double ham (or is it normally double turkey? idk)
Cheddar cheese. Ftw.
Carrot, cucumber. Again, ftw.
No sauce or salt/pepper.
Water. And if someone else is paying, an M & M cookie.

I think the moral of the story is that Chris needs to get out more if he's only had Subway twice. Have you ever had kebabs?

I get out heaps, Uni ensures that 5 days a week !

 

[Guest]

bottom line : chris you need a life away from your computer :)

 

[Lucky]

a bit off topic but a way to piss of workers at hungry jacks is to do this

they will ask what do you want, you say a Big mac please, they will most likey say we dont have that...sooo after you say oh sorry THEN just keep asking stuff BUT as Mc donalds names lol hehehe it a good prank

 

[Trigger Happy]

a bit off topic but a way to piss of workers at hungry jacks is to do this

they will ask what do you want, you say a Big mac please, they will most likey say we dont have that...sooo after you say oh sorry THEN just keep asking stuff BUT as Mc donalds names lol hehehe it a good prank

Top prank if you're five years old.

Cheers

 

[Black Racoon]

bottom line : chris you need a life away from your computer :)

Sais the admin with 340 more posts then a member who has been on these forums atleast 3x longer! :twisted:

 

[Bullet-Bait]

with my slight slysdexia i swear the topic said, Subway Experience worse then the Dockers... i came into disagree that no one on this good earth is worse then the Fremantle Dockers.. i was kinda cut when it said doctors :<

OMG Ant I'd have to say that's the fricken best thing I've heard you say lol, I would rather have all my teeth pulled than watch a game of the Freo Cockers....OPPS Dockers :lol:
10/10 for that one

 

[Antagonist]

a bit off topic but a way to piss of workers at hungry jacks is to do this

they will ask what do you want, you say a Big mac please, they will most likey say we dont have that...sooo after you say oh sorry THEN just keep asking stuff BUT as Mc donalds names lol hehehe it a good prank

Top prank if you're five years old.

Cheers

i lold at this... i too would just look at the person like a dickhead... the chick behind the counter would most likely bash them judging by there wheelchairs and dribble pads

 

[Fraggle]

Sadley I have been known to go to Macca's and ACCIDENTLY ask for a whopper with cheese, but thats not for a prank thats cause imma HJ's girl and am thinking of food not what they have that HJ's dont!!
It is a pretty lame thing to do as a prank thought I must agree!!

Mind you I have also need known to ask for a cottle of boke once or twice 2!! :lol:
Im not dyslexic as far as i know!!

 

[Frogma]

a bit off topic but a way to piss of workers at hungry jacks is to do this

they will ask what do you want, you say a Big mac please, they will most likey say we dont have that...sooo after you say oh sorry THEN just keep asking stuff BUT as Mc donalds names lol hehehe it a good prank

Top prank if you're five years old.

My best success for getting human saliva in my burger was back when Hungries had the 'double delish' burger. I would ask for a single delish. They would say "I'm sorry sir we don't sell such a burger." I would say "yo dude it's just half a double, you do da maff, or is that why you flip burgers for a living?" They would say "OK" and try to charge me for a double delish. I would say "Hey wtf? I only ordered a single delish and you charged me for a double delish? This is madness right here." To which they would respond "Sorry sir it isn't any cheaper ordering a single over a double delish" to which I would cleverly respond "Oh in that case gimme a triple delish since you charge by a flat rate." They would take the burger back flop 2 meats on it and ship it back to me. I would take it and serve it as cold as revenge to an enemy i had lined up.

Also with the subway deal, you guys are all average in the ordering department. I go italian herbs bread, when they ask 6 or 12 inches I say "im 12 inches... oh wait you mean my sandwich? then yeah actually 12 inches again." i get meatballs with DOUBLE MEATS (thats like 16 meatballs right there it's insane). If they ask what salad, i explode into histerical laughter. I say "salt, not pepper" like james bond ordering a martini. They gimme my sandwich and I unwrap it right there on the counter, take a large bite then put it down and walk out. Its a thug life for me.

 

[The Admiral]

I love you Frogma.

 

[phatbass]

Sadley I have been known to go to Macca's and ACCIDENTLY ask for a whopper with cheese, but thats not for a prank thats cause imma HJ's girl and am thinking of food not what they have that HJ's dont!!
It is a pretty lame thing to do as a prank thought I must agree!!

Mind you I have also need known to ask for a cottle of boke once or twice 2!! :lol:
Im not dyslexic as far as i know!!

i soo went on a side tangent when i read that, thyinking jee i bet kit would enjoy that frags lol. then i re read it haha bloody mind get out of the gutter

 

[Trigger Happy]

My best success for getting human saliva in my burger was back when Hungries had the 'double delish' burger. I would ask for a single delish. They would say "I'm sorry sir we don't sell such a burger." I would say "yo dude it's just half a double, you do da maff, or is that why you flip burgers for a living?" They would say "OK" and try to charge me for a double delish. I would say "Hey wtf? I only ordered a single delish and you charged me for a double delish? This is madness right here." To which they would respond "Sorry sir it isn't any cheaper ordering a single over a double delish" to which I would cleverly respond "Oh in that case gimme a triple delish since you charge by a flat rate." They would take the burger back flop 2 meats on it and ship it back to me. I would take it and serve it as cold as revenge to an enemy i had lined up.

Also with the subway deal, you guys are all average in the ordering department. I go italian herbs bread, when they ask 6 or 12 inches I say "im 12 inches... oh wait you mean my sandwich? then yeah actually 12 inches again." i get meatballs with DOUBLE MEATS (thats like 16 meatballs right there it's insane). If they ask what salad, i explode into histerical laughter. I say "salt, not pepper" like james bond ordering a martini. They gimme my sandwich and I unwrap it right there on the counter, take a large bite then put it down and walk out. Its a thug life for me.

Good to have you back.

Cheers

 

[noobItUp]

Also with the subway deal, you guys are all average in the ordering department. I go italian herbs bread, when they ask 6 or 12 inches I say "im 12 inches... oh wait you mean my sandwich? then yeah actually 12 inches again." i get meatballs with DOUBLE MEATS (thats like 16 meatballs right there it's insane). If they ask what salad, i explode into histerical laughter. I say "salt, not pepper" like james bond ordering a martini. They gimme my sandwich and I unwrap it right there on the counter, take a large bite then put it down and walk out. Its a thug life for me.

Frog, when can we look forward to our next instructional guide / howto behave thuggishly? I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[The Admiral]

Frog, when can we look forward to our next instructional guide / howto behave thuggishly? I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

+1. Frog is the best thing about OZ. You're the reason I visit these forums dude.